PLAYER PROFILE

Name: Cliff Dray Age: 35 Nationality: British Distinguishing marks: bald as a coot Likes: Smoking,Drinking,Larks,Caddishness and general Tomfoolery.cornflakes and toast. Dislikes: Pipe smokers who wear hats. poncy breakfasts ie...fruit and fibre. Interesting fact: Regular involvement in  unsavoury incidents. Fav TV prog: The League of Gentlemen. Fav Movie: Get Carter and Henry V. Fav Colour: Green. Fav Website: This one and the one and only mingers.com Why did you decide to play for the club? Because I invented it. Greatest footballing moment: Being sent off before the game had even started and Owen's goal V Argentina. Fav player ever: Frank Worthington and Matt Le Tissier.