PLAYER PROFILE

Name: Scott Middleton Age: 25 Nationality: British (But eligible for Finnish National team by parentage...Watch out Sami Hypia.) Distinguising marks: Hughes, Fowler, Ramprakash. Likes: Beer, Women, Sex Dislikes: 'Censored' Interesting Fact: Won a mountain bike in a nightclub. Fav TV Prog: Blackadder II Fav Movie: Goodfellas. Fav Colour: Orange. Fav Website: 'Censored' Why did you decide to play for the club? Post beer trauma. Greatest Footballing moment: European strike v FC Laussane of Switzerland (1988) Fav Player ever: Nobby Stiles.