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RlTZ_CRACKERZ  
registered: 6/16/2000 21:44
posts: 807
Cyber sex galore...
Always want to know what might happen if two Hatebookers decided to cyber? Here's the action for you... HornyPope and Ritz Crackerz...

* hp takes of ritzy's bra
* Ritz_Crackerz unbuttons pope's shirt...slowly* hp goes down for the panties
* hp slowely kiss around the stomach
* hp goes for the back
* Ritz_Crackerz fondels your hair
* hp slowely gives a massage to the legs
* hp goes between the legs
* Ritz_Crackerz pushes head down
* Ritz_Crackerz massases shoulders
* hp looks at the panties
* Ritz_Crackerz thighs quiver
* hp kisses the silk
(or the cotton)
* Ritz_Crackerz look its a thong!
oo... sexy! (actually velvet...purple)
* hp takes off the thong
sloweely... slowely
* hp kisses ritzy's legs
* Ritz_Crackerz takes a deep breath, in anticipation
* hp passes his tongue around
* hp stands up
* hp gives ritzy a good kiss on the lops
lips*
* Ritz_Crackerz thrusts tongue into popes mouth... then moves to his ear... licking gently
* hp slowely kisses the neck
* hp goes all around it* hp goes around ritzy's body everytime touching a different part
* Ritz_Crackerz massages popes chest... hands are creeping farther and farther downward each time
* hp touching the niples with the fingers
* Ritz_Crackerz lips quiver...
* hp stil gently scrubs the nipples
scrubs??
lol
* Ritz_Crackerz ouch!
haha

To be continued...
Eat cheese and Die.
posted: 11/12/2001 00:20 Reply | PM | Email | Edit | IP
RlTZ_CRACKERZ  
registered: 6/16/2000 21:44
posts: 807
Continued...
* Ritz_Crackerz notes to pope to be more gentle... and begins to unbutton his pants
* hp makes up for the 'srcubbing' and puts the entire nipple in his mouth
* Ritz_Crackerz pulls pope up... kisses him gently... then turns him over on bottom
* Ritz_Crackerz unzips pants with teeth
* hp watches
* hp lets Ritzy do the playing...
*** Pakelika has joined #bloodhoundgang
haha
damn you Pak
!
shhhh
u ruined our cyber sex|!
did i ruin your spank sesh fine, lets continue
* hp sits on top of ritz
* hp both naked body gently touch each other
howd our clothes get off already?
* hp as both ritz and pople look each other in the eyes
hmmm.... i dont know... somehow
didnt we take em off already?
haha
u were unzipping my pants! how long can it take you?
* Ritz_Crackerz unzips pants with teeth
hehe... ok...
im gettin there* Ritz_Crackerz pulls popes pants down... and tugs on his... boxers?
yeah babe!
its not like I wear thongs
haha
* Ritz_Crackerz feels his hard dick against my thighs
i do )
oooo... hard dick
* hp feels that Ritzy is getting wet
* hp and swet pours over her body
* hp licks the discusting sweat as Ritz watches in horror
* Ritz_Crackerz reaches behind myself and pulls shirt off hahahaha
ur already naked damn you!
fine, fine
* Ritz_Crackerz demands pope stop licking her
* hp goes down on ritz
* hp puts his head between her legs
* hp starts the licking
* Ritz_Crackerz gasps for air as popes tongue goes deeper... clutching onto pillow
* hp carefully with the tongue

To be continued...
Eat cheese and Die.
posted: 11/12/2001 00:22Reply | PM | Email | Edit | IP
RlTZ_CRACKERZ  
registered: 6/16/2000 21:44
posts: 807
And more still...
haha
* hp cant find the clit
hahahaha
fucking look harder
... wait that was my ass harder? or deeper?
ewwww.... ur ass?
* Ritz_Crackerz pulls popes tongue out of ass, and guides him towards the RIGHT hole
* Ritz_Crackerz screams DEEPER!
* hp decides time has come
come?
* hp shoves his hard and EXTREMLY huge cock right in the middle of Ritz'wet pussy
* Ritz_Crackerz screams!
* hp with fast motions, pope shakes the entire bed
* Ritz_Crackerz reaches behind her... takes out whip
.....as Ritz's legs spread wider and wider
* Ritz_Crackerz spanks popes ass...
oooo... spanking
anywhoo... thats it
end of story
hp cums
not yet
!!!
and Ritz recieves the wildest orgasm
not yet?
* Ritz_Crackerz reaches over to drawer
argh
fine... fine
lets continue
u fuck me now then* Ritz_Crackerz tells pope to turn over and lay on his stomach... doggy style position
* Ritz_Crackerz tells him to get on all fours
haha
me>
?
* Ritz_Crackerz reaches over to drawer... and straps on humongous dildo while popes not looking
isnt it he other way around?
hahahahaha
* Ritz_Crackerz sticks it in popes ass
* hp SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
* Ritz_Crackerz giggles with joy...
* Ritz_Crackerz screams "orgasm you bitch now!" while shit flys everywhere
* hp ejaculates from his ass (american pie style)
* Ritz_Crackerz thrusting harder and deeper into the hindquarters of pope
or is it Road Trip?

To be continue...
Eat cheese and Die.
posted: 11/12/2001 00:25 Reply | PM | Email | Edit | IP
RlTZ_CRACKERZ  
registered: 6/16/2000 21:44
posts: 807
Finally...
oh bitch! ull be getting so much for that after!
* Ritz_Crackerz licks the come off of popes sweaty body
its your turn popey, what do ya got for me?
i made ya cum already
* Ritz_Crackerz wants more.. now
what else u can expect from a male? but but but... i dont have any more ideas

i need live dmo
demo*
* Ritz_Crackerz decides that popes recently fucked bumhole looks tastey...
haha
nasty
hahahaha
* Ritz_Crackerz pushes pope to bed, so that hes lying on his back... since pope rejected the salad tossing...
stands above him, stradling him* Ritz_Crackerz does a little dance, and the starts peeing on pope
fine, do me!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haha
* Ritz_Crackerz yells for pope to open his mouth
u fuckng nasty!
eugh... sometimes u can be such a turn off
haha
* Ritz_Crackerz screams with delight... this is a long one
just sit on my face damn you
no first... ure covered in it
* Ritz_Crackerz lays down on top of pope... and starts to jack him off
* Ritz_Crackerz reaches into the magic drawer... and pulls out a beer bong
* Ritz_Crackerz tells pope to close his eyes and open his mouth... for a big surprise

Want to know what happens next? You'll have to wait until next time...

Eat cheese and Die.
posted: 11/12/2001 00:27Reply | PM | Email | Edit | IP
HornyPope  
registered: 4/19/2000 20:06
posts: 1181
now before you pass your judgement
i'd like to say that:

a - I never had cyber sex and lack all experience as to how to please a girl online

b - my vocablary sux and therfor couldnt express my sexual desires in the appropriate form

c - Ritzy is a pervert. how are you supposed to fuck her when she pisses on you?


hmmmm.... thats pretty much all I gotta say for my defense...
posted: 11/12/2001 00:30Reply | PM | Edit | IP
RlTZ_CRACKERZ  
registered: 6/16/2000 21:44
posts: 807
Come on...
Come on Popey... you know you liked it.

Eat cheese and Die.
posted: 11/12/2001 00:34Reply | PM | Email | Edit | IP
HornyPope  
registered: 4/19/2000 20:06
posts: 1181
pfff

just cuz I had a huge bonner doesnt mean I actualy enjoyed it.
posted: 11/12/2001 00:35Reply | PM | Edit | IP
RlTZ_CRACKERZ  
registered: 6/16/2000 21:44
posts: 807
Piss...
Piss turns you on, admit it!

Eat cheese and Die.
posted: 11/12/2001 00:53Reply | PM | Email | Edit | IP
RlTZ_CRACKERZ  
registered: 6/16/2000 21:44
posts: 807
Now...
Now where's Justin's reply?

Eat cheese and Die.
posted: 11/12/2001 01:32Reply | PM | Email | Edit | IP
MrMaN383  
registered: 7/10/2001 15:47
posts: 1174
Re: Re:
here i am
posted: 11/12/2001 01:39Reply | PM | Edit | IP

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