Real Name: Jared Henegan

Date Of Birth: 5.8.1971

Hometown: Lovely Downtown Tylersport

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Originally Darkbrown, But He Always Dyes It Blonde

Fav Bands: Ramones, Great White, Run DMC

Fav Color: Black

Fav Food: Watermelones, Fried Chicken, Grits

He Likes: Lesbians, Broads That Take it in The Can, His Penis, Taking Out The Garbage

He Dislikes: Chicks That Like To Cuddle, Fashion

Education: He Studied the Science Of Industrial Managment

Hobbies: Bodybuilding *yummy*, His Second Band "Vaginal Bloodfart"

Technical Dates: He Plays Fender Jazz Basses