Name	Jon
	U.S.A [Ohio]
Likes	Trees (cause they're sexy), Van Gogh paintings, Movies, Cheese graters, Safety Scissors, Skeleton Keys, And who could forget the American Comercalized Global Domination Icon, that big shoed, curly red haired, pale white faced, yellow and red striped suit wearing clown, known as Ronald McDonald.
Dislikes	Stoopit people, Flat tires, Bicycle cops, Corona AkA "Mexican Pisswater.", YOU!
Quotate	"If you can't baffle them with brilliance, bamboozle them with bullshit!"