
| Name | Brandon |
| Country | U.S.A [Wisconsin] |
| Likes | Politics, Food (being a cook), LA Xtreme (and the rest of the XFL), Faygo Moon Mist, Beefeaters Gin, Rush Limbaugh. |
| Dislikes | Tofu (it is a sponge not a food),egotists, Socialists, morons (99% of the population), Bill Mahr |
| Special Thing | Winner of the second "Most Phuckable HatebookBoy" Contest. |