
| Name | Scottz |
| Country | England |
| Likes | Men with hairy legs, gherkins, hunchbacks, the smell of gravy, graveyards, sex in public toilets, mud-wrestling and gurning. |
| Dislikes | Men with naked legs, cucumbers, flatbacks, the smell of beans, countrysides, virgins, so-called "individuals" and people that wear turtleneck jumpers. |