We've gotten many questions concerning this site and the all consuming hate for Tom Hanks. Unfortunately we are way too lazy to answer all these questions individually. Thus, we created this page. If your question isn't on our in depth list or you require more information about a question that was previously asked, tough titties, cause you aint gettin' it.

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Question One The Number. Why do you hate Tom Hanks?

Julian: Boy, oh boy, if I had a dollar for every time someone has asked me that question. In order to answer this quesiton with the grace it deserves, first we must look at the definiton of the word "hate". Unfortunately I can't find my dictionary right now, so we'll say that it has something to do with peaches. Everybody likes peaches, right? Wrong. Upon further consideration, I have realized that the Hate someone has for Tom Hanks is an intensly personal thing, and it would be wrong of me to reply for any one other than myself. I hate Tom Hanks because when I was in grade six, he ate my kitten. Pure and simple. Oh yeah, once, when I was watching That Thing You Do (not for fun you understand, for hate) I'm sure that he looked right out of my t.v. at me and winked. Need I say more?

Paul:Well, in all honesty, there isn't much to like about him. He ate the man's cat for God sakes. Plus, we firmly believe that he's plotting to take over the western world and enslave most of us. For what reason we can only guess, but I suspect it has something to do with Foot and Mouth Disease.

Question Dos. Why do you feel that you are qualified to discuss this topic for the masses?

Paul: I graduated from community college.

Question Three. Most of your proof is really obviously made-up, can you explain this?

Paul: Can you explain why the sky is blue? Or why Jesus and the Easter Bunny were crucified on the same day? The answer is no, plain and simple. Some thangs (yes thangs) cannot and should not be explained.

Four! My daughter found your site by accident and now she won't stop crying. Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Paul: I'd like to say to all the ladies out there that, not only am I single, but that I also have a motorcycle. Vrrrrrrooooooommmmme.

These are all the questions we've gotten so far. If you have a question, about Tom Hanks, this site, or anything else, please mail us.