Classy indeed. Paris, were you brought up in a barn? One would think that a young lady who is so accustomed to posing for swarms of paparazzi would remember to close her legs while her picture is being taken.
As you can say, Paris is desperately in need of a pair of underwear. Perhaps she spent all of her allowance this month on hair extensions, designer outfits and drugs...whatever the case may be, it is our duty as American citizens to take pity on poor, pantieless Paris. Please leave your contributions in the ladies' room of Studio 54, third stall, or you can give them directly to Paris if she happens to be in there doing a line off the back of the toilet.
