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This portion of the site is dedicated to anyone who does anything to annoy, defame, harass, or insult either, or preferably both, of the Hilton sisters. Honorable mention will be given to anyone who publicly criticizes or humiliates any of their worthless little socialite friends or family. Our very first winner is:

Rick Solomon

Solomon, who made a fortune with his online casinos, gave Paris the old ‘fuck ‘em and chuck ‘em’ routine while he was separated from his wife. Now, according to the New York Metro, good old Slick Rick is claiming he has a home movie of the two having sex which he plans to sell on the internet. Paris says there like is no video, at least like not like that she like knows of. Read the original story here. Um…right. We here at Hating the Hiltons think there’s a good chance there is a video in existence (hell, probably several), although the reasoning behind someone wanting to memorialize the scarecrow physique and chicken chest of Paris Hilton escapes us. We certainly hope Mr. Solomon does put the video in the public eye, but we’re tickled pink enough that he put a scare into the indiscreet little cum dumpster. Maybe she’ll check twice for hidden cameras the next time she decides to spread her knobby legs for someone’s husband.

UPDATE!!!

from Starswelove.com, November 6, 2003:

Sexy hotel heiress Paris Hilton is the star of a leaked video tape that shows her graphically romping with Shannen Doherty's husband Rick Soloman. The explicit video was filmed three years ago when Rick and Shannen - who are now back together again - temporarily separated. But now an anonymous mole has given copies of the video to various media folk, reports website Page Six. An insider says, "Paris keeps staring into the camera and trying to show her best side. She knows she is being taped and Rick keeps trying to get her into sex positions that are better for taping, if you know what I mean." Paris's representative says, "This was something she did with Rick while they were dating, after he was no longer with Shannen, and it was something that was intended for their own personal use. This tape was never intended to be viewed by the public and it is in poor taste that someone has decided to release it."