the itty bitty titty committee

Although Paris vehemently told FHM Magazine, "Fake boobs are so stripper...We're classy broads.", it appears the narcissistic Miss Paris is not completely happy with her flapjack-sized breasts.

Exhibit 1:


Above is a photograph taken this year, showing Paris in all her flat-chested glory.



Exhibit 2:


And here is another photograph, also taken this year, of Paris donning a padded bra with her boobs taped together. Which leads me to ask this question: Which is more 'classy'? Breast implants...or Kleenex and duct tape?



Need more proof? Check out a picture from Paris' Maxim Photo Shoot...