You’re 5’6” with flabby arms and a pot belly. Come on now. Perhaps stick-thin crackwhore Paris can pass for a model, as facial features don’t seem to be as important in the modeling world as several sets of visible ribs, but you most certainly can not. Have you ever seen a model with a body like this? (And by model, I don’t mean the ‘before’ picture in an ad for Xenadrine…)