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DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION SAGA #3

TITLE OR DEATH.

2 Years after the events of Yameni, a tournament was to be held to award the universes strongest fighter.

Havokio, on his way to the tournament, KAGATO blocked his path. "Rember my plans to kill you?", said Kagato. Not letting Havokio answer, Kagato lunged at Havokio with a sword. Havokio dodged the sword. He then came back with a Demon Beam, Decapitating Kagato!!!

When he arived at the tournament check in spot, he happened to "spot" Gohan and Videl. Havokio purposly bunped into Gohan, calling him a "whinning little fuck". Gohan turned around and said, "esCUSE ME, but camn you run that by me again?" Havokio then proceded to DESTROY Gohan and beat him within an inch of his life. Gohan got up as Havokio was walking away, and turned super saiya-jin 2! He charged at Havokio and made a direct hit to Havokio in the face with his knee. "PATHETIC FUCK!" Havokio called him. Havokio then hit Gohan with a roundhouse kick to his head. As Gohan flew from the attack, Havokio Turned around and looked the other way. "DEMON BEAM!!!" He shouted the name of that move as Gohan came from the other direction. The beam connected and tore Gohan to shredds.

(You might ask how their all back when this is "supposedly 4000 years after the events of Dragon Ball GT. I made it so their DUMB STUPID ASS SONS OF COUSINS OF BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKERS all wished not to die by age, and NOT to age.)

The Tournament Began

First match, Rohan vs. Shotoku.

Rohan(Gohan's prematurely born and forgotten brother), was up first against Shotoku. "GODDAMN BASTARD!!!", Rohan shouted. "Your brother killed mine!". "SO?" said Shotoku, "I knew that Gohan was to die sooner or later"/ "SHUT UP!!! You don't know ho.../ WHAM!!! "To much TALKING!!! If you can od one thing, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! Shotoku teleported benind Rohan and kicked him behine the head. Rohan tried to roll out of the impact, but was decimated by a MAX KI BLAST.

Next match up was Pikkon vs. Jenku.

Without even looking at Pikkon, Jenku desintergrated Pikkon with a weak energy blast.

The third match was Shageto-Ku vs. Olibu

"Give up" said Shageto-ku. Olibu started to laugh, "Do YOU know who I AM?" "The real question, is do you know who I am!?" Olibu tried to run out the ring after realizing who Shageto-Ku really was. "NO FUCKIN WAY am I letting you leave!!" Shageto-Ku shouted, blasting Olibu in the process. Olibu then punched Shageto-Ku in the face, but to no effect. Shageto-Ku then shoved a fireball into Olibu's mouth. He lifted Olibu with one hand, and he threw Olibu into orbit. Once high enough, Shageto-Ku detonated the energy bomb!!!

Havokio wasn't there due to tormenting Mr. Satan, his next opponent. So the next round started early with Shotoku vs. Jenku.

As the round started, both of them flew into orbit. They fought for a while. Shotoku tried to hit Jenku with a Gallik gun, but he missed. As Jenku dodged, he tried a punching combo. Shotoku blocked all the hits, seeing how he's the fastest of the super elite. Shotoku then hit Jenku to the ring with a wierd, twisting flip kick to Jenku's head. Shotoku used his Shin Missiles, followed by a Cyclone shoot. Jenku saw nothing and felt no energy, until it was too late. The ring caved in without an explosion. Shotoku was declared the winner.

Havokio showed up with Mr.Satan tied up. Havokio shouted to the crowd "MR.SATAN, ADMIT WHO KILLED CELL!!" "It was Gohan", Mr. Satan wimpered, as blood flowed from his nose like a gyser."Mr. Satan is a fuckin looser ASS BITCH!!! The BASTARD tried to take a CHILDS VICTORY! That's what got him rich in the FIRST PLACE!!" Mr.Satan finally broke free of the ropes. Havokio teleported in front of Mr. Satan, grabbing him by the neck. "I killed the one who beat Cell. Also (standing near the super elite), we the Super Elite, killed the one who killed Cell. We killed Brolly and Kronak, and I've killed Kagato. Now we will procede to win this tournament!!!!" Havokio turned to Mr. Satan and said lowly, "no mercy". A second later Havokio shouted,
"PARADISE LOST PUNCH!!!" He bagan to hit Mr. Satan for what seemed to be an hour. People started to fall asleep in the audience. Havokio then lifted the corpse of Mr. Satan and threw it into the air. He then used his, "DEMON BEAM!!". Black energy came from his hands as a beam and desintergrated Mr. Satan for good.

Shageto-Ku vs. Havokio

Both stood there in complete silence... Then both chargeg at each other and began to attack each other ferociously. Havokio tried an uppercut, but Shageto-Ku dodged it and did a front round house kick. Havokio ducked it and used a large demon beam. Shageto-Ku teleported from the beam and hit Havokio with his Kay May Kick. Havokio flew fron the attack. He almost landed out until he flipped out and dashed forward. They tried to attack each other, but their fists collided. They tried to attack with the other hand, but with the same result. Shageto-Ku came straight the hell out of nowhere, and busted out his,"Shageto-ATTACK!!" Havokio then said "HAVOKIO'S HELL!!!!" Shageto-Ku tried to get through the beam, throwing fireballs out of the beam for a distraction. The fireballs hit Havokio, but that made him anrgier. "FULL POWER SHOT!!!" Havokio shouted, as the beam trippled in size. An enormous explosion occured. After the smoke cleared, both fighters were on their knees. Shageto-Ku fell moments before Havokio was declared the winner.

The Super Elite surorunded Shageto-Ku. "He's alright", said Havokio. "I just lost it, that's all." Havokio then looked at Shotoku, he then said,"Don't hold back, even in the slightest. I know I wont." They had one day to recouperate after the battle. Over night, the Super Elite had a strange dream. They saw themselves dead, with a large silhouett standing over their bodies. He raised his hand and said," THE EEENNNNDDD!!!" The super elite woke up, all having the same dream. "WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DREAM WAS THAT!?", Havokio said. "I don't know, but it kinda looks like Brolly to me.", said Shotoku. "AND!!", shouted Shageto-Ku, "We'll just kill him AGAIN!" "Again? The first time, all we did was send him to the Shaminsion and Havokio's Hell.", said Jenku in his usual analyctical voice. Havokio stood up. "ALL WE DID!? What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN 'BOUT!!??!?!? ANYWAY, Shokoku, you ready? our fight's up next." "OFCOURSE, I've BEEN waiting to thow down with you" said Shotoku. "That settles it, I'll use ALL of my power", said Havokio. They then punched each other on their fists, then left in different directions.

To be continued.