Harry Potter
One-Shot Standalones
Novel Length
Ordinary People

How do you go about life when you're one of the ordinary looking people?  A SS/HG romance that strives for realism.

Rated: PG-13, for adult themes.
Completed: 30 Aug 2003
In which Voldemort Dies...

Someone tries to fulfill their 'Final Battle Story' requirement with disastrous results.  A comedy of errors, literally.

Rated: PG, for language
Completed: 29 Jul 2003
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A Machiavellian Apology

Draco Malfoy ruminates on the state of his affairs.

Rated: PG, for imagery.
Completed: 24 Sep 2003
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Dark Gods in the Blood

A wandering student comes home, a broken man pays his penance, and a gruesome murder is both more and less than it seems.  Some paths to self-discovery have more twists and turns than others.

Rated: R, for graphic violence and dark themes.
Completed: 4 Apr 2004
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The Beast of Hogwarts

A young girl finds herself lost in a forest and happens upon an old man who, in traditional fairy tale style, strikes a cryptic bargain with her.

Rated: An unbelievable G
Completed: 8 Oct 2003
Getting the Hang of Thursdays

A good day goes bad and then gets far worse than Severus could ever have imagined.  Again and again and again.  Inspired by the WIKTT 'Time-Loop' Challenge.

Rated: R, for graphic descriptions of death
Completed: COMING SOON!
The Slytherin, the Gryffindor, and the Wardrobe

Severus Snape learns that keeping a man-eating wardrobe in one's office is not necessarily the best of ideas, although it does sometimes lead to rather pleasant consequences.

Rated: PG-13, for adult themes.
Completed: 14 Oct 2003
Novella Length
When Bad Things Happen to Good Potions Masters

Never engage in a high-stakes tiddlywinks game with Albus Dumbledore if you are not prepared to accept the consequences.  A response to the WIKTT 'Drunks' Challenge.

Rated: PG-13, for alcohol use and swearing.
Completed: 27 Mar 2004
The Affairs of Dragons

A story in which the brave hero may or may not rescue the possibly beautiful damsel, who, in turn, may or may not bestow her (potentially ample) favor upon him.  And maybe, just maybe, there's not really a hero at all.  Written for the LoveDraughts Ficathon for ibexslyre.

Rated: PG-13, for swearing
Completed: 14 Oct 2004
The Dangerous Consequences of Pillow Talk

Ron's been a bad, bad boy, and for that, Severus decides that he's got to die.  Slowly.  Preferably with a fork sticking out of one eye.

Rated: PG-13, for adult themes.
Completed: 18 Jun 2004
Series
Dastardly Schemes and Desperate Measures

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have been partners for years.  When Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide that their friends are Made For Each Other, nothing good can come of it.  Or can it?  Certainly an unplanned trilogy has.  Warning -- as fluffy as a baby, one-eyed turkey.

Rated: PG-13, mostly for swearing.

Contains the stories:
     Just Lie Back and Think of Switzerland
     What Does Quidditch Have to Do With
          It
     When Fiji Mermaids Attack
Belief in Blurred Lines

Draco Malfoy does not believe in anything.  SLASH warning.

Rated: PG-13, for imagery.
Completed: 14 Jan 2005
Rosemary for Remembrance

A battle won is often also a battle lost.  In these cases, faith is hard to come by.

Rated: R, for graphic violence
Completed: 17 Jan 2005
The UMFC Chronicles

Uh-oh... the characters from the Harry Potter novels have gotten themselves unionized.  A world in which Voldemort is kind, Sirius is mostly dead, and Lucius is an idiot.  Now featuring 15% more Haunted Vending Machines of Doom!

Rated: PG-13, for rampant swearing.

Contains the stories:
     The Trouble With Sirius
     It's a Mad, Mad, Mad -- Oh, Forget It!
     It Happened One Horrible, Rainy
          Afternoon in October
     Bringing up Lucius