Our Gods
Created and Written By Amanda G. (aka Goddess Amanda / aka Amanda Carter² Angel)
Edited and Revised By
Ashley K. (aka Goddess Ashley / aka Ashley DeLonge Miller)
*Please Note* This ‘religion’ is not to be taken literally. It is for entertainment purposes only and it is not in any way meant to be blasphemous or offensive. No, we are not psychos; no, we do not have too much time on our hands; and, no, we don’t actually believe in the things written here. If you are offended, we’re sincerely sorry, but this was only created for fun and as a joke, so please try to enjoy!
The Gods

Ashley Angel

Erik-Michael Estrada


Dan Miller

Trevor Penick

Jacob Underwood
What They're the God of

beauty, prettiness, nakedness, and make-up

athleticness, cell phones, the Yankees, sympathy, and patriotism

hyperness, bad posture, and the use of change

niceness, hair, and the Backstreet Boys

spunkiness, rebellion, anger, and war
Honorary Gods

Aaron Carter

Nick Carter

Howie Durough

Brian Littrell

A.J. McLean

Kevin Richardson
What They're the God of

smelling good

enthusiasm

sweetness

prayer and faith

spunkiness in fashion

maturity and tranquility