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| Our Mission and How We Began |
| Created and Written By Amanda G. (aka Goddess Amanda / aka Amanda Carter² Angel) Edited and Revised By Ashley K. (aka Goddess Ashley / aka Ashley DeLonge Miller) |
| *Please Note* This ‘religion’ is not to be taken literally. It is for entertainment purposes only and it is not in any way meant to be blasphemous or offensive. No, we are not psychos; no, we do not have too much time on our hands; and, no, we don’t actually believe in the things written here. If you are offended, we’re sincerely sorry, but this was only created for fun and as a joke, so please try to enjoy! |
| Our Mission Our mission as the founders and goddesses of "O-Townism" is to preach our religion and spread our beliefs throughout the world. |
| How We Began "O-Townism" began when we, the now goddesses Amanda and Ashley, made a pilgrimage to the Holyland of Madison Square Garden by following the almighty tour bus. Upon entrance to the Holyland, O-Town opened up for the devilish angel Britney Spears. We had kept our faith despite getting cut and shocked by barbed wire, and as we reached the backstage dressing room of the Holyland (aka heaven), we discovered that our sacrifices and faith had paid off. Immediately, god Dan proposed to Ashley K. and god Ashley proposed to Amanda, making us goddess Ashley Miller and goddess Amanda Angel, respectively. |
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