The History of Fuck

Fuck is actually an acronym that has been lost over time; it means Fornication Under Consent of King. It began in ancient England, a time when kings and queens still ruled. No one was to have sex, married or not, without the kings say. When someone wanted to have a baby (or at least gave that reason) they went to the king and got a placard. This hung on their door while in the act. The placard had the letters f, u, c, and k mashed into or written upon it.

Grammar

What is fuck? A noun? Promoun? Adverb maybe? It’s hard to say. Because fuck is so universal in the (American) English language, Fuck can be nearly anything when used correctly.

Noun: Mary is an amazing fuck.

Verb, transitive: Mary fucked John

Verb, intransitive: Mary was fucked by John

Verb, action: They are fucking.

Adverb: They are fucking amazing.

Adjective: The fucking radio is broken.

Interjection: Fuck, how’d I forget that?

More Than the Obvious

Fuck can stand for more than just sex. It can stand in for near every feeling and situation know to man.

Greetings........."How the fuck are you?"

Fraud............."I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble..........."I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression........"FUCK YOU!"

Disgust..........."Fuck me."

Confusion........." What the fuck....?”

Displeasure......."Fucking shit man..."

Lost.............."where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief........."UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!"

Retaliation......."Up your fucking ass!"

Apathy............"Who really gives a fuck?"

Suspicion........."Who the fuck are you?"

Directions........"Fuck off.”

It can be maternal........"MOTHERFUCKER!!"

It can be used to tell time......." It's four fucking twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to make a suggestion.......Go and fuck yourself”