Cheese and SPAM
Cheese and Spam possibly the greatest food around, oh and lets not forget the tasty cake. Now say you were stranded on an island and you could only eat Cheese, Spam or tasty cake what would you choose (you're only allowed to choose one) e-mail me at Littledevil@ididitforthenookie.com with your answers and I will place your name up on our board of Cheese and SPAM honour. Also you have to prove why your worthy of the cheese and spam board of honour.
The Cheese and Spam board of Honour.
Frances Cole
Helen Bakie
David Bakie (The Spam monster)
Florie Bunder The Munchkin
John Bakie
Okay I DID not make these people up they are real pathetic Human being's that live in boxes on the street of London. It's very sad do not laugh okay it's not Frances' fault she eats bits of cheese someone left on the ground. I give them all £5 a week. That's most of my allowence Dammit! So please pray for the people that are on this list.So anyway if you have any cheesy comment's e-mail me and also I love all the cheese people out there
Frances is staying with me at the moment as I couldn't bear having her live on the streets. David however poos on my porch and Helen is living in a mansion made of cheese and spam. Florie is making millions as we speak with her fabulous book Wasp on the Window and John is selling Trainers at JJB sports. Good luck to you all its a long fight of wisdom to get on the cheese and Spam board of Honour.