Helen's Funny Stories
One time me and my friend frances went paddling in this river near where she used to live, and we were just walking around having a laugh when this dog came along. We screamed! Obviously the dog ran off. Then later Frances demonstrated the incident from the dog's point of view. She was going I'm just walking along, I want to paddle in the river. Oh look two girls I'll just go up and say hi, Then ahhhhhhhhhhhh what the? then very scared he just walked off again.
If you have any funny stories e-mail me at Littledevil@ididitforthenookie.com.
Another one is when we were walking down a street near our School with our friend Mirander. Anyway first thing was I stacked it on the curb it was so funny. Then we went to meet this boy Chris that we know and we were talking at the end of the street whan he streched and I noticed that his Button fly was undone. Well me and my big mouth I just said "oh by the way Chris your fly's undone" (probably the whole street heard me I said it that loud), hilarious. Next thing was we were walking up the road when frances tripped and fell FLAT ON HER FACE! I was peeing in my panties it was so funny
Helen's Fun tip of the week:
when your feeling a bit mad and crazy sing Celine Dion, Mariah Carey or just your favourite song in a really high pitched voice it is soooooooooo funny, your stomach will hurt you'll be laughing so much.
Dated 20.10.00
Okay today after school me and Frances were walking to the bus stop when we were told someone had crashed there car in a bush. So we went round to see it and it looked soo funny there was just this car sticking out the bush. Then we were thinking how the hell can you miss a bush that big, so naturally we made fun and were saying that he just thought he'd drive into a bush way funny.
By the way no one was hurt during the car in the bush incident