The Script
Casey's house
Phone rings
Casey: Hello
Voice: Hello
Casey: Yes
Voice: Who is this?
Casey: Well who are you trying to reach?
Voice: What number is this?
Casey: Well what number are you trying to reach?
Voice: I don't know
Casey: I think you have the wrong number
Voice: Do I?
Casey: It happens take it easy
Phone rings again
Casey: Hello?
Voice: I'm sorry I guess I dialed the wrong number
Casey: So why'd you dial it again?
Voice: To apologise
Casey: You're forgiven, bye now
Voice: Wait! Wait! Don't hang up!
Casey: What?
Voice: I wanna talk to you for a second
Casey: They've got 900 numbers for that, see-ya
Phone rings again
Casey: Hello?
Voice: Why don't you wanna talk to me
Casey: Who is this?
Voice: You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine
Casey: I don't think so
Voice: Whats that noise?
Casey: Popcorn!
Voice: Your making popcorn?
Casey: Uh-huh
Voice: I only eat popcorn at the movies
Casey: Well, I'm getting to watch a video
Voice: Really what?
Casey: Oh, just some scary movie
Voice: You like scary movies?
Casey: Uh-huh
Voice: What's your favourite scary movie?
Casey: Uh, I don't know
Voice: You've gotta have a favourite, what comes to mind?
Casey: Ummm...Halloween. you know the one with the guy in the white mask that walks around and stalks babysitters
Voice: Yeah
Casey What's yours?
Voice: Guess?
Casey: Ummm...Nightmare on Elm Street
Voice: Is that the one with the guy who has knives for fingers?
Casey: Yeah, Freddy Kruger
Voice: Freddy that's right. I liked that movie, it was scary
Casey: Well, the first one was but the rest sucked
Voice: So you gotta boyfriend.
Casey: Why do you wanna ask me out on a date?
Voice: Maybe? Do you have a boyfriend?
Casey: mmm...no
Voice: You never told me your name.
Casey: Why do you wanna know my name?
Voice: 'Cause, I wanna know who I'm looking at
Casey: What did you say?
Voice: I wanna know who I'm talking to
Casey: That's not what you said
Voice: What do you think I said? What? Hello
Casey: Look I gotta go
Voice: Wait! I thought we were gonna go out?
Casey: Uh? I don't think so
Voice: Don't hang up on me!
Phone rings again
Casey: Shit
Casey: Yes!
Voice: I told you not to hang up on me
Casey What do you want?
Voice: To talk
Casey: Well, dial someone else. Okay?
Phone rings again
Casey: Listen ASSHOLE!
Voice: No! You listen you little BITCH, or I'll gut you like a fish
Casey: Is this some kind of joke?
Voice: More of a game really. Can you handle that? Blondie?
Casey runs and locks two doors
Voice: Can you see me?
Casey: Listen I am two seconds away from calling the police.
Voice: They'd never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere
Casey: What do you want?
Voice: To see what your insides look like
Door bell rings twice
Casey: (screams) Who's there? Who's there? I'm calling the police!
Phone rings again
Voice: You should never say 'who's there' don't you watch scary movies. It's a death wish. You might as well come out here and investigate a strange noise or somethin'.
Casey: Look, you've had your fun now. So I think you better just leave or else.
Voice: Or else what?
Casey: Or else my boyfriend'll be here any second, and he'll be pissed when he finds out.
Voice: I thought you didn't have a boyfriend?
Casey: I lied I do have a boyfriend, and he'll be here any second. So your ass better be gone
Voice: sure
Casey: I swear. He's big and he plays football and he'll kick the shit out of you!
Voice: I'm getting scared, shaking in my boots
Casey: So you better just leave
Voice: His name wouldn't happen to be Steve would it
Casey: How do you know his name?
Voice: Turn on the patio lights...again
Looks out the patio door
Casey: Oh God!
Voice: I wouldn't do that if I were you
Casey: Where are you?
Voice: Guess
Casey: Please don't hurt him
Voice: That all depends on you
Casey: Why are you doing this
Voice: I wanna play a game
Casey: No
Voice: Then he dies right now
Casey: No! No!
Voice: Which is it? Which is it!
Casey: Well...what kind of a game?
Voice: Turn off the lights. You'll see what kind of a game. Do it now!
Steve: Casey! No! No! No! Casey! No!
Voice: Here's how to play. I ask a question, if you get it right Steve lives
Casey:Please don't do this
Voice: Come on, it'll be fun
Casey: Please
Voice: It's an easy category
Casey: Please
Voice: Movie Trivia, I'll even give you a warm up question.
Casey: Don't do this I can't
Voice: Name the killer in Halloween?
Casey: No
Voice: Come on, it's your favourite scary movie remember? He had a white mask, and he stalked the babysitters
Casey: I don't know
Voice: Come on, yes you do
Casey: No, please
Voice: What's his name?
Casey: I can't think
Voice: Steve's counting on you
Casey: Michael....Michael Myers
Voice: Yes! very good. Now for the real question
Casey:NOOOO
Voice: But you're doing so well. We can't just stop now
Casey: Please stop! Leave us alone
Voice: Then answer the question. Same Catorgory
Casey: Oh, please stop
Voice: Name the killer in Friday 13th?
Casey: Jason! Jason! Jason!
Voice: I'm sorry that's the wrong answer
Casey: No it's not! It was Jason
Voice: 'Fraid not. No way!
Casey: Listen it was Jason! I saw that movie twenty Goddam times!
Voice: Then you should know, that the original killer was Jason's Mother, Mrs Moorhes. Jason didn't show up 'till the sequel. I'm afraid that's a wrong answer
Casey: You tricked me
Voice: Lucky for you there's a bonus round. But poor Steve he's out.
Voice: ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, we're not finished yet. Final question, are you ready?
Casey: Please, please, leave me alone
Voice: Answer the question and I will. What door am I at?
Casey: What?
Voice: There are two main doors to your house. The front door and the patio door. If you answer correctly you live. Very simple.
Casey: I can't do this. I won't
Voice: Your call.
Casey: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Outside the house
Mother: Did you water over here today?
Father: It was just the water from the rain
Mother: They look great don't they?
Father: Don't they smell strong?
Mother: I told you could send it back
Casey: Mom!
Father: Jesus!
Mother: What is it?
Father: Casey!
Mother:Oh god. Casey! Casey! Casey! Where is she?
Father: Call the police!
Mother: Casey?
Father: Casey are you upstairs?
Mother: Oh my god! Casey baby?
Father: Casey!
Mother: She's here.
Casey: Mom
Mother: Where is she? Oh my god I can hear her.
Voice: Hey!
Father: Get in the car. Drive down to the Mackenzie's
Mother: No, no, not my daughter.
Father: Just go!
Mother: Not my daughter.
Father: Call the police!
Mother: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sidney's house
Billy: It's just me!
Sidney: Billy, what are you doing here?
Billy: Sorry, don't hate me! You sleep in that?
Sidney: Yes, I sleep in this. My dad is in the other room. You can't be here.
Billy: I'll just stay a sec.
Sidney: No you gotta go! go! go!
Dad: What's going on in there? Are you okay?
Sidney: Can you knock?
Dad: I heard Screaming
Sidney: No you didn't.
Dad: No? Oh well I'm hitting the sack. My flight leave first thing in the morning. Now, the Expo runs all weekend so I won't be back 'til Sunday. There's cash on the table and I'm staying...
Sidney: At the Hilton
Dad: Out at the Airport, so call...
Sidney: If I need anything.
Dad: I could've sworn I heard Screaming.
Sidney: Have a good trip okay?
Dad: Sleep tight sweetie.
Billy: Oh close call.
Sidney: Billy, what are you doing here?
Billy: Well, it occured to me, that I'd never snuck through your bedroom window.
Sidney: Shhh...Shhh, and now that it's out of your system.
Billy: I was home watching TV. The uhhhh...Exorcist was on. It got me thinking of you.
Sidney; It did?
Billy: Yeah, it was edited for TV, all the good stuff was cut out. And it got me thinking of us. How two years ago we started off hot and heavy. Nice solid R rating on our way to an NC-17. And now...thing's have changed and...lately we're just edited for TV.
Sidney: So...you thought you would climb through my bedroom window, and we'd have a little rough footage?
Billy: No! I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule. I just thought we'd do a littl on top of the clothes stuff.
Sidney: Okay.
Billy: Yeah?
Sidney: Yeah.
Sidney: Okay,okay, okay. tome's up Stud muffin.
Billy: God, See what you do to me!
Sidney: See what my dad'll do to you?
Billy Yeah, I'm going.
Sidney: Okay. You know I appreciate the romantic gesture.
Billy: Hey about the sex stuff. I'm not trying to rush you. I was only half serious.
Sidney: Okay. Hey Billy. Would you settle for a PG-13 relantionship?
Billy: What's that?
Billy: My god, you're just a tease.
Next day at school
Woman on radio: Thirty-five, Ninety-five, situation under control.
Man on radio: Roger, dispatch.
Woman reporter: There's blood found? Alright.
Another Woman reporter: They're doing drugs, they buy in the classroom and involved in the occult. Occult?
Gale: Woodsboro, California was devastated last night two young teenagers were found brutally murdered. Authorities have yet to issue a statementbut our sources tell us that no arrests are yet to be madeand the murderer could strike again.
Tatum do you believe this shit.
Sidney: Tatum, what is going on?
Tatum: You don't know? Casey Becker and Steven Orth were killed last night.
Sidney: What? No way.
Tatum: And we're not just talking killed we're talking splatter movie killed. Ripped open from end to end.
Sidney; Casey Becker? She sits next to me in English.
Tatum: Not any more. It's so sad her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree, her insides in the outside.
Sidney: Oh my god. Don't they know who did it?
Tatum: Fucking clueless. They're interring the whole school. Teachers, students, Janiters.
Sidney: They think the school did it?
Tatum: They don't know. Umm Dewey was saying it was the worst crime they'd seen in years, even worse than...well it's bad.
In English
Student: Here you go Mrs Taylor.
Teacher: Sidney, it would appear to be your turn.
Principals office
Sheriff Burke: who's next.
Mr Himbry: Sidney Prescott, she was daughter of. Sidney Thankyou
Sheriff Burke: Hi Sidney.
Sidney: Sheriff Burke, Dewey.
Dewey: It's Deputy Riley today Sid.
Sheriff Burke: How is everthing?
Sidney: Good.
Sheriff Burke: and your Dad?
Sidney: we're fine thanks.
Mr. Himbry: We're going to keep this very brief, Sidney. The police are going to ask you a few questions. You okay?
Sidney: mmm.
Sheriff Burke: Were you very close to Casey Becker?
Town Square:
P.A: Remember your Principle loves you, and I want you to be safe. All students are encoraged to return home promptly from school grounds. Avoid strangers, walk in two's, three's.
Tatum: What kind of question's did they ask you Sid?
Sidney: They asked if I knew Casey.
Tatum: Yeah, they asked me that too.
Stu: Hey, did they ask you if you liked to hunt?
Billy: Yeah, they did. Did they ask you?
Tatum: Why would they ask if you liked to hunt?
Randy: 'cause their bodies were gutted.
Billy: Thank you, Randy.
Tatum: They didn't ask me if I liked to hunt.
Stu: That's 'cause there's no way a girl could've killed them.
Tatum: That's so sexist. The killer could easily be female, Basic Extinct.
Randy: That was an ice-pick, not exactly the same thing.
Stu: Yeah, Casey and Steve were completed hollowed out. And in fact in takes a man to do something like that.
Tatum: Or a man's mentality.
Sidney: How do you...gut someone?
Stu: You take a knife and slit from groin to Sternum.
Billy: It's called tact you fuckrag.
Sidney: Hey Stu didn't you used to date Casey.
Stu: Yeah, for like two seconds.
Randy: Before she dumped you for Steve.
Tatum: I thought you dumped her for me.
Stu: I did he's full of shit.
Randy: And are the police aware that you dated the victim.
Stu: What are you saying I killed her?
Randy: It would certainly improve your high school 'Q'.
Tatum: Stu was with me last night.
Stu: Yeah, I was.
Randy: Was that before or after he sliced and diced.
Tatum: Fuck you nutcase! Where were you last night?
Randy: Working, thankyou.
Tatum: Oh, at the video store, I thought they fired your sorry ass.
Randy: Twice.
Stu: I didn't kill anybody.
Billy: Nobody said you did.
Stu: Thanks, buddy.
Randy: Besides it takes a man to do something like that.
Stu: Yeah, I'd gut your ass in a second kid.
Randy: Tell me something did you really put her liver in the mailbox. 'cause I heard that you put her liver in the mailbox next to her Spleen and her Pancreas.
Tatum: Randy you goon! Fuck I'm trying to eat here, alright?
Stu: She's getting mad alright? Better liver alone. Liver alone. Liver, liver...ow, liv...ow. It was a joke.
On the bus
girl#1: See you Sidney.
girl#2: Talk to you tommorow Sid.
On the phone with Tatum
Sidney: So you' sure I can stay over? 'Cause my dad won't be back 'til Sunday.
Tatum: Sure no prob', I'll pick you up after practice. You okay?
Sidney: Uh-huh. It's just with the reporters and all, it's like deja-vu all over again.
Tatum: I'll be there by seven, promise.
Sidney: Thanks Tatum.
Tatum: Later.
Watching the news
Woman reporter: The bodies of seventeen year old Casey Becker and her eighteen year old boyfriend Steven Orthwere discovered late last night by her parents.
Man Reporter: The Woodsboro double murder case. Authorities are baffled by lack of clues savaged...
Gale: The towns in shock, and nobody an quite believe what has happened here. Although this is not the first time the small community of Woodsboro has had to endure such tragedy. Only a year ago, Maureen Prescott, wife and mother was found raped and murdered not far from theis peaceful town square.
On the phone with Tatum:
Sidney: Hello?
Tatum: Practice ran late, I'm on my way okay?
Sidney: It's past seven.
Tatum: Don't worry Casey and Steve didn't bite it 'til way after ten.
Sidney: That's comforting.
Tatum:I'm going to swing by the video store. I'm thinking Tom Cruise 'All the Right Moves' and you know if you pause it just right you can see his penis.
Sidney: Whatever just hurry, okay?
Tatum: Ta-ta Sid.
Phone rings
Sidney: Look Tatum just get in the car!
Voice: Hello Sidney.
Sidney: Uh...hi, who is this?
Voice: You tell me.
Sidney: Well, uh I have no idea.
Voice:Scray night isn't it? What with the murders and all it's like something out of a horror movie.
Sidney: Randy you gave yourself away, are you calling from work? 'Cause Tatum's on her way over.
Voice: Do you like scary movies Sidney?
Sidney: I like that thing you're doing with your voice Randy, it's sexy.
Voice: What's your favourite Scary movie?
Sidney: Oh, come on you know I don't watch that shit.
Voice: why, too scared?
Sidney: No, it's just what's the point. They're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some Big-breasted girl, who can't act, and is always running up the stairs, when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
Voice: Are you alone in the house?
Sidney: Randy, That's so unoriginal, I'm disapointed in you.
Voice: Maybe that's because I'm not Randy.
Sidney: Then who are you?
Voice: The question isn't who am I, it's where am I.
Sidney: Okay, so where are you?
Voice: On your front porch.
Sidney: Why would you be calling from my front porch?
Voice: That's the original part.
Sidney: Oh yeah, well I call your bluff.
Sidney: So where are you.
Voice: Right here.
Sidney: Can you see me now?
Voice: Uh-huh.
Sidney: Ah-hah. Okay, so what am I doing huh? What am I doing? Nice try Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry up okay? Bye now.
Voice: Hang up on me and you'll die just like your mother. You don't want to die do you Sidney? Your mother sure didn't.
Sidney: Fuck you, you cretin.
Sidney: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sidney: No!
Sidney: Damn!
Sidney: Shit!
Sidney: Billy!
Billy: The doors locked, I heard screaming, you alright?
Sidney: The killer's here. He's in the house.
Billy: He's gone. He's gone.
Billy: What? Sid what?
Billy: Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, Sid wait!
Billy: Wait, wait, wait, wait, Sid, what's going on?
Sidney: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Dewey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Outside Sid's house
Police Officer: Alright hold your hands together.
Dewey: Do you wish give up the right to remain silent?
Billy: I didn't do anything.
Dewey: Do you wish to give up the right to speak to an attorney and have them present during questioning?
Billy: Ask her and she'll tell you.
Sheriff Burke: What do we have Dewey?
Dewey: I caught him Sheriff
Sheriff Burke: Who is that?
Dewey: Billy Loomis sir.
Billy: Sheriff, sheriff, call these guys off. I didn't do it sheriff wait. Please call him, he'll tell you, call him. Sidney, Sidney.
Sheriff Burke: How' she doing?
Dewey: Sid's tougher than she looks.
Sheriff Burke: Have to be after all she's been through.
Sheriff Burke: Well, we're seeing alot of you today. Are you going to be able to come down to the station and answer a few questoins?
Tatum: oh shit. God, Sidney I'm sorry I was late.
Dewey: Tatum, you can't be here, this is an offical crime scene.
Sidney: It's okay.
Tatum: Her Dad's out of town, she's staying with us tonight.
Dewey: Well, does mom know?
Tatum: Yes dufus. Let's get out of here.
Dewey: Oh, you won't believe this. (Show's Sheriff Burke the mask he found) Creepy huh?
Gale: I'll be damned.
Kenny: Huh?
Gale: Jesus, the camera hurry.
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
Gale: Sidney, is that you in there?
Gale: Excuse me, is that Sidney Prescott they took away?
Tatum: I'm not talking to you.
Gale: What happened to her?
Tatum: None of your Damn business!
Gale: I heard something about a costume. Is that true?
Gale: Can you tell me anything at all?
Tatum: Yeah, your a real pain in the ass!
Kenny: Where's she going?
Gale: Look Kenny.
Kenny: Yeah?
Gale: I know your about 50 pounds over weight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as, MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
Wooodsboro Police Station
Sidney: Did you find him?
Okay so it's not finished yet do you know how long it took me just to do this little bit. I'll keep updating it 'til it's finished.