My Top Ten
Top ten TV shows
1. Buffy the vampire slayer
2. Dawsons Creek
3. Ally McBeal
4. The Simpsons
5. Roswell High
6. Angel
7. Futurerama
8. Family Guy
9. Hollyoaks
10. Eastenders
Top ten books
1. IT by Stephen King ( It's an excellent book)
2. My Trolley by Micheal 'I'm a Hobo' Barrett (He's a smelly Tramp that absoulutely reeks of alcohol and always asks me for spare change which if I don't give to him he pokes me with a pointy stick and it really HURTS so please buy his crappy book and get him off my back)
3. The Cheese Monger by Florie Bunder The Munchkin (Honest it's not a made up book)
4. Life in a Shoe By David Bakie (He is living in a box outside my house so maybe if I boost his sales he'll go away as he poos on my porch and I have to clean it up)
5. The Great book of Trainers by John Bakie
6. Wasp on the Window By Florie Bunder The Munchkin (Great book I'd recommend it)
7. The Spam cookbook
8. Silence of the Lambs by John Harris (I think)
9. The Adventures of Cheese by Frances Cole (She lives in a box so please buy it as she is staying at my house and she smells funny)
10. Spider in the Bath by (you guessed it) Florie Bunder The Munchkin.
Top ten Cheeses
1. Chedder (the old favourite)
2. Parmisan (or something)
3. Mozerella
4. Moldy Blue Cheese
5. Edam (Its made backwards you know)
6. Red leister
7. Philidelphia
8. Macaroni Cheese
9. Cheesy Cheese
10. Spamy Cheese
If you want to email me about your top ten send it to Littledevil@ididitforthenookie.com. Even I think this page is tottally pointless so just e-mail me okay.