Rants, Raves, and Mindless Junk:

~Joy oh utter joy. Took ya friggin' long enough.~

*Yeah, Ace, you didn't FORGET about us, DID YOU?!*

/No, how could I with your constant babbling?/

*I sense sarcasm! (wags finger)Tsk tsk tsk, you know that's only a defense mechanism!*

/And my foot in your ass is going to be the next stage if you don't shut up and let me get on with it!/

~Chill Ace, he's just joking.~

*No I'm not--* (Lance puts his hand over Pietro's mouth)

~Heh heh heh, you were saying?~

(rolls eyes) /As I was saying, I'm back, with a rant that's been everywhere lately.../

~Let me guess, the ending of Dark Horizons Part II?~ (finally lets go of Pietro so he can breathe)

*They (gasp) made me (gasp) all muscle-y! (gasp) What happ- (gasp) -ened to my (gasp) perfect figure?*

/I don't about the "perfect figure", but you're right, you were made all muscle-y and that's just not you!/

~And just what exactly is he?~

/We haven't figured that out yet... So I guess it can be excused... As long as they don't do it again!/

*Hey! Don't let them off so easily!* (gasp) (wheeze)

/Breathe nice and slow, Pietro..../ (rolls eyes)

~Him? "Nice and slow"? Maybe when Hell freezes over or Summers gets a personality...~

(Finally getting ahold of himself) *They made me all muscle-y, Todd actually looks evil, and Lance actually looks hot!*

~...~ O_o

/.../ O_o

*Err... (really super fast) GottagoannoyDanielsbye!* (disappears)

~Did he just...?~

/Say the words "Lance" and "hot" in the same sentence? Yeah, he did./

~MEEP~

/Meep...? I'm not asking... But he is right though..../

~Wait, now YOU are calling me hot?!?!~

/Err, no, I meant that Todd looks evil.../

~...~ (faints)

/You dumbass, of course that's what I was saying!/ (Lance is still out of it) /Figures. (rolls eyes) He's such a dork sometimes... but he does look hot, probably because the lack of Bowl-On-Head thing.../

~IT'S NOT A BOWL!!!!~

/Ah, so you are alive... Damn. Oh well, can't get all of my wishes, I suppose./

(reappearing)*HERE I AM! Now what's your other two wishes?*

/Go away and go away./ (Pietro sticks his tongue out)

*Lance, why are you on the floor?*

/He fainted./

~Did not!~

(snicker) *And they call ME the girly-boy!*

~I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!~ (jumps up and chases after Pietro)

(sigh) /Days like this I gotta ask myself why I bother... besides to entertain you folks... Hopefully I'm good at that! Well, g2g, check back for more rants and insanities later. TTFN!/