If men & women swapped genitals! Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina... 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis... 1. Repeat number 9.

7 Deadly Sins  2001-10-28 04:10:52  These are the 7 Deadly Sins of dating, relationships, and life in general. Should you break these, you shall be damned. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gluttony - For Guys: Dating a token chic. You continue to date her because you fear being squashed by her weight. Instead you should fear the mighty wrath of Damnation. - For Girls: Being a token girl. It's not genetic, it's your addiction to fatty foods and chocolate. Pride - For Guys: Being proud of your perverse sexual nature and letting your girlfriend dress you like girl. You sick perverted fuck, stop reading my site. - For Girls: Being a proud token girl. You have everything to be ashamed of. Lust - For Guys: The guy who lusts after the token chic. The guy who never complains about taking one for the team. - For Girls: Any girl who lusts after a gay man, will bear gay children. There are reason they don't reproduce. Envy - For Guys: Any man who is envious of his fellow man who dates a chic who's been slapped with a sack of nickels. Is head really worth being seen with such a spawn of the devil? Wrath will encompass you to the end. - For Girls: Any girl who envies a man's girlfriend. Unless she is willing to share. Anger - For Guys: Any man who has a tout of rage about taking one for the team. Your Dick = Your Decision on the conquest of yet another token girl. It has been said that you must in someway appease to the token girl. Never did anyman sober say to sleep with her. - For Girls: A token girl may not have any rage if she fails in her quest to get laid. Damnation is nigh for you token girl! Greed - For Guys: If any man be so lucky to bed two girls and does not share one with his fellow man - he shall be damned (after round of high fives and kegger in his honor). - For Girls: Any token girl who tries to turn the hottie into a lesbian. She be damned. The one exception to this rule is if a girl of equal hottness may only try to turn the hottie into a bisexual, and a male witness must experience said transformation. Sloth - For Guys: Masturbation while you have a girlfriend. Greatly frowned upon. Exceptions will only be accepted if she has a bangin' body and she is either a tease or a prude. If she is cheating on you she will be guilty of envy and therefore be damned. Any man who dates a token chic will also be found guilty of sloth. - For Girls: Any girl who is too lazy and fakes it. Or any token girl who looks like Sloth from The Goonies.