Dirty Minds Test
I challenge you NOT to think dirty, none of the answers is obscene in any way.
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
01) What is it that all men have one of... it's longer on some men than on others... the Pope doesn't use his... and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
02) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
03) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
04) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
05) What does a dog do that you can step into?
06) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
07) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
08) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
09) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
10) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
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ANSWERS:
01. LAST NAME
02. GRIT
03. ALMOND JOY CANDY BAR
04. FORK
05. PANTS
06. BUNT, HUNT. RUNT. PUNT, AUNT
07. FIRETRUCK
08. A 20 DOLLAR BILL
09. LEGS
10. TALK