All My Exes Live in Texas
All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down
And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side
Bubba Shot the Jukebox
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You're Going Against the Grain 
Do You Love As Good As You Look
Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger (When You Go Out at Night)
Don't Chop Any Wood, Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load
Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade 
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
Heaven's Just A Sin Away
Hell Stays Open All Night
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure
He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk
How Can a Whiskey Six Years Old Whip a Man That's 32?
How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
I Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Knew I'd Lean (But I Never Thought I'd Fall)
I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)
I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning) 
I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love 
I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past
I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box
I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You 
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me 
If Love were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me
If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up
If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good
It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long)
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole my Girl, but the Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got an Even Deal
Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind
Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart.
My Legs Won't Walk Away From You
My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
Pardon Me I've Got Someone To Kill
Peel Me a Nanner
Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer
Sleeping Single in a Double Bed
Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox
Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Thanks To the Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"
The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There
The Pint of No Return
The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You
They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out
This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
Timber, I'm Falling in Love
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This
When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
You Done Stomped on My Heart (and Smashed That Sucker Flat)
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns
You're A Cross I Can't Bear
You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly