All My
Exes Live in Texas |
All the Guys Who Turn Me On
Turn Me Down |
And There was Grandma,
Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On |
At the Gas Station of Love, I
Got the Self-Service Pump |
Billy Broke My Heart at
Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears |
Bridge Washed Out, I Can't
Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side |
Bubba Shot the Jukebox |
Can't Get Over You, So Why
Don't You Get Under Me? |
Come
Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You're Going Against the Grain |
Do You Love As Good As You
Look |
Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger
(When You Go Out at Night) |
Don't Chop Any Wood, Mother,
I'm Comin' in With a Load |
Don't Let That Doorknob Hit
You (on the Way Out) |
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through
The Goalposts Of Life |
Ever Since I Said "I
Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't |
Four on the Floor and a Fifth
Under the Seat |
Gave
Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade |
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven
And Your Buns In Bed |
Get Your Tongue Outta My
Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye |
Going to Hell in Your
Heavenly Arms |
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger
Than My Heart |
Heaven's Just A Sin Away |
Hell Stays Open All Night |
Her Body Couldn't Keep You
Off My Mind |
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A
Drunken Fool Out Of Me |
Her Teeth were Stained, but
her Heart was Pure |
He's Been Drunk Since His
Wife's Gone Punk |
How Can a Whiskey Six Years
Old Whip a Man That's 32? |
How Can I Miss You When You
Won't Go Away? |
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite
Nobody But Me? |
I Bought the Boots That Just
Walked Out On Me |
I Changed Her Oil, She
Changed My Life |
I Don't Know Whether To Come
Home Or Go Crazy |
I Don't Know Whether to Kill
Myself or Go Bowling |
I Fell In A Pile Of You And
Got Love All Over Me. |
I Forgot How Bad My Good
Woman Could Be |
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And
Woke Up At 10 With A 2 |
I Got Tears in My Ears From
Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You |
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot
About You |
I Knew I'd Lean (But I Never
Thought I'd Fall) |
I May Be Used (But Baby I
Ain't Used Up) |
I Sat Down On a
Beartrap (Just This Morning) |
I Sent Her
Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love |
I Think I'll Drink Myself
Into the Past |
I Thought She Was Out
Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me |
I Was Looking Back to See If
You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking
Back at Me |
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I
Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me) |
I Would Have Wrote You a
Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! |
I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog
Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win |
I'd Be Better Off in a Pine
Box |
I'd Rather have a Bottle in
Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy |
I'd
Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You |
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her
Memory Will |
If Fingerprints Showed Up On
Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You |
If I Can't Be Number One In
Your Life, Then Number Two On You |
If I Had My Life to Live
Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen |
If I Had Shot You When I
Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now |
If I Were In Your
Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me |
If Love were Oil, I'd be a
Quart Low |
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops
I'd Cry All Night Long |
If the Phone Doesn't Ring
It's Me |
If the Phone Don't Ring, It's
Me Not Calling You Up |
If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd
Be Married For Sure |
If You Can Live With It (I
Can Live Without It) |
If You Can't Feel It (It
Ain't There) |
If You Can't Live Without Me,
Why Aren't You Dead Yet? |
If You Don't Believe I Love
You Just Ask My Wife |
If You Don't Leave Me Alone
I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will |
If You Keep Checking Up on Me
(I'm Checking Out on You) |
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But
Let's Honeymoon Tonight |
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being
Blue |
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever
Raised |
It Ain't Love but It Ain't
Bad |
It Ain't Love But It Ain't
Bad |
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To
Me |
It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as
Holding You Feels Good |
It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at
Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long |
I've Been Flushed From The
Bathroom Of Your Heart |
I've Been Roped and Throwed
by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral |
I've Got a Funny Feeling (I
Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long) |
I've Got The Hungries For
Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line |
I've Got You on My Conscience
But At Least You're Off My Back |
Just Bought a Car From a Guy
That Stole my Girl, but the Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got an Even Deal |
Keep Forgettin' I Forgot
About You |
Let Me Love the Leavin' from
Your Mind |
Liked You Better Before I
Knew You So Well |
Love Will Beat Your Brains
Out |
Mama Get The Hammer (There's
A Fly On Papa's Head) |
My John Deere Was Breaking
Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart. |
My Legs Won't Walk Away From
You |
My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to
You |
My Wife Ran Off With My Best
Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him |
Out Of My Head And Back In My
Bed |
Pardon Me I've Got Someone To
Kill |
Peel Me a Nanner |
Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm
Riding the Range Tonight |
She Even Woke Me Up to Say
Goodbye |
She Feels Like A New Man
Tonight |
She Got The Gold Mine and I
Got The Shaft |
She Got The Ring And I Got
The Finger |
She Made Toothpicks Out Of
The Timber Of My Heart |
She Offered Her Honor, He
Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer |
Sleeping Single in a Double
Bed |
Somebody Shoot Out the
Jukebox |
Still Miss You Baby, But My
Aim's Gettin' Better |
Thank God And Greyhound She's
Gone |
Thanks To the Cathouse, I'm
In The Doghouse With You |
The Last Word In Lonesome Is
"Me" |
The Next Time You Throw That
Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There |
The Pint of No Return |
The Worst You Ever Gave Me
Was the Best I Ever Had |
There Ain't Enough Room in my
Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You |
They May Put Me In Prison But
They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out |
This Time I'm Gonna Beat You
to the Truck |
Timber, I'm Falling in Love |
Touch Me With More Than Your
Hands |
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart |
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So
I'll Think You're Walking In |
We Used to Just Kiss on the
Lips But Now It's All Over |
What's a Fool Like Me Doing
In a Love Like This |
When We Get Back To the Farm
(That's When We Really Go To Town) |
Who's Makin' Time with the
Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time? |
Why Do You Believe Me When I
Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? |
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On
His Television Show? |
You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once
Too Often |
You Can Tell the Man Who
Boozes (By the Company He Chooses) |
You Changed Your Name From
Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue |
You Done Stomped on My Heart
(and Smashed That Sucker Flat) |
You Hurt The Love Right Out
Of Me |
You Stuck My Heart In a Old
Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log |
Your Negligee Has Turned to
Flannel Nightgowns |
You're A Cross I Can't Bear |
You're Out Doing What I'm
Here Doing Without |
You're the First Time I
Thought About Leaving |
You're The Hangnail In My
Life, And I Can't Bite You Off |
You're the Reason Our Kids
Are So Ugly |
|