Abduct Me One More Time

After writing "He's Alex Krycek", I swore I would never write another filk again. Well, I lied; So here is my version of Baby One More Time.

NOTE: Your experience of this song will be enhanced if you imagine Scully in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit dancing around singing this.

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That aliens are right here

Oh Mulder baby
Close Encounters was just a sho-o-o-w
UFOs are zooming out of sight, yeh

Show me, how to look for ghosties
Tell me, Mulder, I want to believe now oh because

The aliens abducted me
(Aliens)
I must confess, I now believe
(I now believe)
When they abduct me I lose my mind
And there's missing ti-i-i-me
As they abduct me one more time

Oh baby baby
The reason I believe is you
In saucers they are 'flyin
Oh Mulder baby there's nothing that they cannot do
Their tests are so adavanced, yeh

Show me, how to look for ghosties
Tell me, Mulder, I want to believe now oh because

The aliens abducted me
(Aliens)
I must confess, I now believe
(I now believe)
When they abduct me I lose my mind
And there's missing ti-i-i-me
As they abduct me one more time

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know

Oh Mulder baby
Close Encounters was just a sho-o-o-w

I must confess, that their goddamn tests
Are killin' me now, Dontcha know I now believe
That they will come here
In saucers they'll fly
Abduct me baby one more time