A Country Rag Gas Lamps & Cobblestones
March 2001
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graphic: Teddie
From Sylva NC, Gary Carden writes and tells and teaches Appalachian experience.
REQUIESCAT, TEDDIE
by Gary Carden
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I knew something was wrong when he lost interest in a slice of Tyson's
chicken (his favorite). By the time I got him to the vet, his breathing was
labored and his eyes were overly bright, but distracted. He died quietly
while he was being treated. "Heart attack," said Harriet. "He died very
quickly." She gave me a slip of paper that said "Client number 522, date:
1-15-01; Patient: "Teddie."
I brought him home, of course. He can join some old friends under the locust
in the upper part of the garden: Fergus, Tigger and Piddy-Pat - all the cats
that used to sleep with him. Now, they can sleep together again.
I found Teddie in a dumpster in 1988. Somebody had put him out with the
trash. They had also beaten the hell out of him, and he spent several weeks
behind the couch in my living room. The vet who treated him estimated his
age at three or four, and noted that he would probably always be a little
nervous around strangers. He was a small dog, black and tan, (a kind of
degenerate Benji of movie fame) wire-haired, with short legs, perky ears and
an ingratiating grin - the latter being a toothy affair that always puzzled
people. "Where did he learn to do that?" they would say. I haven't any idea,
but he used it like a flag of truce on everyone. "I come in peace," he
seemed to say. Then, he would roll over on his back and grin some more.
For a while, he was not sure he wanted to stay with me. I was definitely
weird, and when we went to town, he became alarmed when I blew the horn, made
obscene gestures at other motorists and cursed loudly. Besides, the world
was a big place, and although someone had bobbed his tail, he had not been
altered. I think Teddie wanted to be a lover. During the first year, I came
home most afternoons to find that he was gone - visiting a huge Dalmatian up
in the cove. It was a doomed love affair. I always found him staring
adoringly at the big dog and grinning. After a month, I had him "fixed" and
within a few days, he had become meditative and thoughtful, more interested
in intellectual pursuits than carnal affairs. Eventually, he began traveling
with me on the storytelling circuit. I placed two large cushions on his seat
so he could see out, and he became addicted to hanging out the window. (He
once fell out in Highlands, rolling into an autumn ditch filled with leaves.).
Graphic: Puppy Montage, photos by Steve Cook
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I know it is foolish to say so, but I never had a better friend. When he
decided to cast his lot with me his devotion was total and unconditional.
For twelve years he slept with me, attended storytelling sessions in Georgia
and Tennessee, and had his picture made by hundreds of folks. He usually
slept at my feet when I taught, rousing himself to bark when I reached a
punch line. He announced visitors on my porch with long yodeling barks (a
definite help since I am deaf) and he loved TV. I used to watch the movie
"Blue" just to see him attack my speakers when a nest of baby rats began
squeaking in one scene. He also howled accompaniment when I played
Gregorian chants or the Andrews sisters on my huge stereo. (Well, when you
are deaf, they have to be huge!) He was given to attacking large dogs who
came into my yard, but he was fortunate in that they always seemed to have a
sense of humor. Each morning, he did a survey of his kingdom, from house to
barn to garden, checking for rats and possums and dangerous robins.
I wish I could tell you a story about how he saved my life, snatching me
from burning buildings, treacherous waters or homicidal robbers... But, no, he
just slept against my shoulder for twelve years and rode 10,000 miles with
me. On cold winter nights, he slept in my lap as I read and when he was
awake, he spent a lot of time staring adoringly at me as though I were the
King of the Universe. So, yeah, maybe he did save my life, in a way.
The Appalachian writer, James Still, once wrote a poem about heaven,
noting that if there were such a place, he had no desire to go there unless
his dog was going to be there, too. Now, that is a thought. Imagine
arriving at the Pearly Gates and hearing that yodeling bark from within, and
Teddie, racing out between Saint Peter's legs and rolling on his back and
grinning a welcome!

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Melissa Arnold, employee of Maryland's Howard County Tourism Council Inc. and friend of Jonesborough artist and ACR contributor Gail Rohrer, has been lobbying on Capitol Hill in support of Medicaid Reform....
"...Arnold was back on Capitol Hill on Thursday, speaking in
support of a bill that would allow families to receive Medicaid benefits
on a sliding scale based on their income, instead of cutting them off
entirely if they earn more than the poverty level.
'Passing this bill is the right thing to do,' said Arnold, 40, who is
forced to keep her income below $25,000 in order to get the Medicaid
coverage she needs for her son. Adam, 11, needs repeated orthopedic
surgeries that cost more than $75,000 each.
Adam walks with a cane as a result of a rare birth defect known as
proximal femoral focal deficiency, in which one of his thighbones is
shorter than the other.
With continued surgery, doctors say he should be able to walk without
a cane as an adult. Adam has had 10 operations in the last four years to
lengthen his thighbone, among other procedures. He is expected to need
another operation in about two years.
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'Families should never be forced to be poor or stay poor to provide
for their children,' said Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass., who sponsored the
bill with Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa. 'We're on the move and we're not
going to give in or give up.'
A House version of the Family Opportunity Act 2001 will be introduced
by Reps. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., and Pete Sessions, R-Texas.
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Arnold was originally told by doctors that Adam's leg would have to be
amputated, an option she would not accept. But in 1994, she chanced upon
an old People magazine article at the laundry about an orthopedic surgeon
in Baltimore who specializes in the kind of surgery Adam needs.
Medicaid would not pay for the surgery in Baltimore if she stayed in
Iowa, so in 1996 she and her sons moved to Maryland...."
-- Arheun Kim, College of Journalism, Capital News Service, 2/8/01
Graphic: photo montage, children at Music on the Square, Jonesborough TN
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