A Country Rag--Gas Lamps & Cobblestones
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A Country Rag Gas Lamps & Cobblestones

June 2001



lamp n. [M.E. lampe OFr. VL. lampade L. lampas (gen. lampadis) Gr. lampas lampein, to shine IE. base *lap-, whence Lett. lapa torch] 1. a container with a wick for burning oil, alcohol, etc. to produce light or heat: the wick is often enclosed in a glass tube, or chimney, to protect the flame 2. any device for producing light or therapeutic rays, as a gas jet with a mantle, an electric light bulb or tube, or an ultraviolet bulb 3. a holder, stand, or base for such a device 4. a source of knowledge, wisdom, or spiritual strength 5. [Poet.] the sun, moon, a star, etc. 6. [pl.][Slang] the eyes -- vt. [Slang] to look at\






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"... It's charlies like you who've made short-selling such a rewarding experience over the last 20 months...." -- Aunt Martha, internet bulletin board

"... What did the banks know about the management and financial conditions of the companies going public? Did they help alter or hide negative financial data to boost the prospects of their offering? Did banks and VC's conspire to take companies public which they knew would fail because of underlying management or product issues? Did investment banks purposefully shape analysis to give a misleading picture of the health and potential of their offerings? Did officers of the banks use their insider knowledge to benefit clients, friends and family and leverage that knowledge to make more deals? Usually, probing stocks is a two-pronged affair. One prong is the private shareholder suit, which can get information from the banks and companies. The other prong is a criminal investigation. Usually, both work to get answers from the bankers and the companies involved...." -- Steve Gilliard, "SEC Probes Net IPO Market"
Net Slaves has archived an historical perspective of websites that have gone out of business.


A random survey of rural law enforcement elicted assurance that "of course [officers] would arrest and book any man caught driving anywhere without a seat belt."




Uktena graphic: Ani-yun-wi-ya Uktena










"Hell Hath No Fury"

by Jeannette Harris




Heidi drove quietly, her mind on the unpleasantness between Greg and his coach. Greg and Hannah bickered in the back seat. The affection underneath melded in Heidi’s back. Her children in this sea of mediocrity that wanted to be mud, wanted to drag them to the pit of the earth. She wanted them lifted up. Wings. She saw them with wings. And the world would be lifted up by them, by her swooshing dreams under their feet, keeping them off the ground. The dash light blinked and she shifted into sixth gear. I’ll slide away, she thought, on the music with them, on a note so high and pure and clean no one will catch us or scratch us down. A siren wailed. It blended with horns, horns on the radio, horns in the other lanes. Uh-huh, she thought. Nothin’s gonna stop us now. Len’s finally got a cushy job and my little business is doing okay. Our kids are in good schools and they’re learning. We are oonn oouurr wwaayy.

She heard the coach’s name in Hannah’s wheedling, mocking tone.

“All his sickly cells are belong to us.”

Heidi saw Greg make a gesture she didn’t understand. “What is that?”

“Hey, mom.”

“What? What is it?”

“Go nhds bnas.....mmmg” Hannah’s comment was garbled, muffled.

“Greg?”

“WHAT?”

Heidi saw a white police car with overhead lights flashing out of the corner of her eye. “It can’t be me,” she thought and looked carefully, still sideways. “Yes,” she thought, “it’s me.”

“What are we doing?” Hannah complained.

“Moving over. It’s a cop. Must be something wrong with the car,” Heidi said.

She pulled to a stop on the gravel and dirt and opened the door.

“Please get back inside, ma’am.” The cop half-glowered, half-smiled. “May I see your license and registration?

It’s interesting how time does stand still and it’s a movie because I am the wife of Len and the mother of Hannah and Greg and I have never had an accident or a traffic stop or a speeding ticket and I have walked the line pretty well and done my part and there is no way that a cop would really bother me because I am the American family. I am America. I am the dream. I am all of it, the major driving part of it, the hope of the future, the hope of the past, the hope of all eternity, fighting the slugs and the slime to raise the next climb toward the highest light we still can’t ... quite ... see.

No! A formless dread rose inside her and she smoothed her shorts down toward her knees. No. No. No.

“Would you please step outside, ma’am.”

Heidi backhanded the wireless to Greg. “Call Felice. Now.”

“What’s the speed limit on this road?”

“Eighty.” Heidi wasn’t really sure. She stayed at a safe and comfortable speed, passed by honk-ees and in line with the mass drift toward home each afternoon.

“I clocked you at 83.”

Heidi suppressed an interior shrug.

“Turn around please.”

“Why?” Heidi’s eyes opened and she felt her spine.




“Turn around.” His voice was gruff and unforgiving. She felt and heard handcuffs click as he pushed her by the shoulder so her back turned to him despite her will. Heidi was small.

“I’m taking my children home,” she protested, as he shoved her into the backseat of his car.

Something clattered and whirred. She heard him say something from a very great distance about children and a car on Route 583. “This can’t be happening to me,” a voice that once was in her body murmured from another distance and she saw herself in the car. In the patrol car. In her car. At home. She saw Len in his office.

“My husband,” she said. “Call my husband and tell him to pick up the children.”

“What’s his number, ma’am?”

“913-7843.” She heard that relayed. The handcuffs hurt and brought her briefly back to her body.

“Why am I handcuffed?” she asked.

The cop laughed.

“Did you do a license check?”

Heidi knew she had no tickets or encounters with the law. It didn’t make any sense. Maybe they had her confused with someone else.

“Yes, ma’am.” The cop was non-committal. It didn’t matter was the gist of it.

Perhaps he was a robot. Her mind was going, she knew. Three miles over the speed limit, he said, and no other encounters with the law and she was handcuffed going who knows where with her children with who knows whom and doing who knows what? What? This isn’t real, she thought. It’s a dream. There isn’t any point in taking it seriously at all. I’ve had some strange encounter of the fifth kind and when I wake up I’ll be on the couch or... I haven’t gone to sleep at the wheel, have I? she wondered anxiously.

Heidi knew she didn’t get enough sleep. Help the kids as they’d let her and Len the same and keep the house and bills and her own business and not go crazy and everything would be all right except ... this wasn’t, couldn’t possibly happen, and what had she ever believed or taught Hannah and Greg if her wrists were secured in her own country, the great land of the free and home of the brave, and her security and her children’s in the hands of a robot cop who was three miles insane? And how would she explain that to Hannah and Greg.


From her cell Heidi heard the low tones of Len's rage.


American Canon



It's rough to walk

a mind's electric storm

through memory fields

of faith like tattered clouds,

now weighed to crawl divided hearts

faint from drafts of hope,threadbare.

How to balance above a chasm?

How to dance the golden cord?

Find your center.

Lift.  Focus.

Turn.



Communal stress ate a hollowed place where once shared dreams had thrived. Licence suspended, Heidi became dependent on neighbors for getting herself to appointments and her children to school. Through attorneys and courts and legal papers, Len's anger grew. The people they had been didn't exist anymore.

Finally, late one evening Heidi slipped into her car, leaving families and friends who had died in the war.







"This past summer I read Mughul India 1504-1761 by David Nicolle and discovered an esoteric fact that few know. The rockets in “The Star Spangled Banner” were of Mughul origin. The book centered on the military aspect, which was the core of Mughul society. The emperors Babe were always looking for new and better weapons. The Chinese may have invented the rocket but it was the Mughuls who realized its military potential. The range was up to 1000 yards with exploding warheads. However, there was no accurary. They could be even fired off the backs of camels. A mobile Moghul rocket launcher.

"In 1806 a British colonel of artillery named William Congreve was most impressed by the fire power of Mughul rockets. He wasted no time in forming his own rocket company. They were ready just in time for the war of 1810. A splendid opportunity to try out a “new” weapon on the Americans.

"So in 1814 from Baltimore Harbor, the British in small boats launched rockets on Fort McHenry, giving rise to the rockets red glare in “The Star Spangled Banner.” You might say, the rockets red glare bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that the Mughuls were right."


-- John D. Lyle (Professor, History oof Eastern Art, ETSU), Jonesborough TN




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