Cathy is a 30-year-old receptionist for Nextel Communications.

She loves the beach, spending money, and watching TV for hours on end.

Here are ten things Cathy likes better about Virginia than Wisconsin:

1. Wisconsin's "beaches" have hardly enough sand to fill up a sandbox
2. I never had to visit an outhouse in Virginia
3. Every time you step out the door in Wisconsin, the wind takes your breath away
4. Wisconsin radio stations are ten years behind those of Virginia
5. You have to go to Minnesota to find a decent mall
6. People say things like, "You's guys" (and they think I talk weird)
7. It's a great day in Wisconsin if it's above 50 and partly cloudy
8. You can't go anywhere without seeing Green Bay Packer stuff
9. People always claim that there's so much history to study in Wisconsin (and what does Virginia have?)
10. All of my friends and family are back in Virginia