Have you been naughty or nice this year?

naughty
nice

Who is your favorite reindeer?

Rudolfe
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Cupid
Donder
Blitzen

What do you leave Santa for a snack on Christmas Eve?

cookies and milk
pizza and coke
cereal and juice
oranges and nuts
sandwich
no snack
other, please specify:

If you were an Elf, what Elf job would you like to do?

I'd like to be a toy maker.
I'd like to be a present wrapper
I'd like taking care of all the reindeer.
I'd help Santa read all his letters.
I'd like to help Santa with the Naughty and Nice list.
I'd like to help Mrs.Claus in the North Pole Kitchen.
I'd like to take care of the sleigh and pack it full of toys.

Name:
E-Mail:

(this information will be required if you want Santa Claus to reply)

Santa is a jolly guy, here are his favorite jokes....

Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf-esteem.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad!

Q. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would 
he be called?
A. A subordinate Claus.

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

Q. What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A. Pour Santaflush on him.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.

Q. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer
"Olive"? Olive, you ask?
Yeah, you know...
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

Santa had a few people stop by....
you are number...

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