RED NECK

A LITTLE REDNECK HUMOR

Definition of a redneck:
"A glorious lack of sophistication which we're all guilty of from time to time."

You might be a redneck if..

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

If your husband said "either he or the computer had to go", and you still haven't miss him.

If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or just a blank screen.

If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy ya’ll" or "Hey Bubba"

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You removed the back seat from your car so all yer kids could fit in.

If going to the bathroom at night includes shoes and a coat.

If your two year old has more teeth than you do.

If you have an inground swimming pool and you fish in it.

You're banned from the Zoo because you disturb the monkeys.

You wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

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Most of the redneck sayings came from Jeff Foxworthy