Just For Fun!

My Winkwink Casper Since it's new, I don't have a lot of stuff for you - what I do have came from back issues of the WCC newsletter. If you have a good riddle, joke, tongue twister, game, or anything else for this section, please email me and let me know!

Stupid Cat Jokes/Puns

What does a cat say when it sneezes?
CATchoo!

If a cat isn't here, where is she?
PAWay!

Who does a cat call when he is being sued?
His CLAWyer!

What was the student cat's favorite class?
HISStory!

What does a female cat carry her money in?
A PURRse!

Tongue Twisters

Here's a tongue twister made up for the WCC Newsletter by my friend Gretchen Marie!

"How many claws could a claw clipper clip
If a claw clipper could clip claws?
If a cat cant be caught for its claws to be clipped,
Then a claw clipper cant clip claws."

And here's one tongue twister I made up!
"Six sassy snazzy saps."
Okay, I know it doesn't make sense and has nothing do with cats, but try saying that five times fast! :-)


Remember, email me if you have anything to send in! All jokes, games, riddles, etc. will be posted!