| These jokes will drive you buggy! |
| What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?.......... A centipede with bunions! |
| You have heard of "boy bands" Now here are "bug bands" Dur-ant Dur-ant Lionel R-itchy The Bee-tles Gnat King Cole Bruce Stingsteen |
| What happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? They got married in the spring! |
| What is the second biggest ant? The Elephant |
| What is the biggest ant? A Giant |
| What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee! |