Irish Toasts

Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-

I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after!

A toast-
To your enemies' enemies!

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer--and another one!

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we got to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

For the particularly curious (or particularly thirsty!),
You can find more Irish toasts here.
(I warn you, though, not all you'll find there meets with my approval!)