10) Always in the mooooed for more! - Lee K. 9) It was moo-rific - J.C. & T.B. 8) It was simply mooving! - Bo R. 7) Just had to write so you would not think me Cow-ardly... Now aren't you glad you herd from me? - Patti P. 6) Nothing could be fodder from the truth! - Luke W. 5) I feel that this week has been milked for all it is worth. It's time to MOOve on! - Daron & Tricia J. 4) I think you're trying to milk those puns for all that they're worth. Are you trying to butter us up? - Mark L 3) I feel like I've heard them before... Deja Moo! - Nawlinssk 2) Bull-y for you! They were the cream of the crop, couldn't have done butter. - Sue H. ...And The Number One Cow Week Response:
A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow.
The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. "A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field.
The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down the field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?" the farmer asked slowly.
"Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied.
"Oh. Well, that's Ethel," the farmer said, turning back to the man. "Don't pay any attention to her. She doesn't know a thing about cars."
A portly gent, while driving home after a rather rotten day at work saw on the side of the road a young chap who yelled out "COW!!"
He was already feeling irritable and annoyed and this was simply the last straw, so he poked his head out of the window and yelled back "PIG!" Feeling better, he then drove around the corner and ran into the cow.
One of the girls in college from Chicago came up to me and asked, "You're from the country, I'd like to know how they separate the cream?"
I said, "You know in a glass bottle, the cream rises to the top? Well farmers get up very early, go out and turn the cows over. After break-fast they turn them back and get cream first." I was REALLY surprised when she came back later that day to inform me that she now knew I had lied to her. I never thought ANYONE would believe that
There was this city guy driving in the country, and came across a sign nailed to a fence post saying "Boat for sale"...
Thinking he could use a boat to go fishing with his kids, he drove into the farmers yard and looked around for the boat.
Having only seen a couple of cows, some chickens and a pig, he went up to the farmers house and asked about the sign.
The farmer came out and with his hands holding his suspenders, he said..."yep, dem der two cows of mine, 'Bessie and Eunice', dey are boat for sale eh"...
Editors note: Yeah, Yeah...well *I* thought it was funny so pththththth ;-b....
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