"Cowboy logic" - There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. - If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. - It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. - Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. - Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. - Always drink upstream from the herd. - When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be suprised if they learn their lesson. - When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. - Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back. - Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to what it was. - The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. - Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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