Oxymorons
Ancient Greek: Oxus = "Sharp" Moros = "Dull"
"Oxymoron" = A Sharp Dullness Or A Foolish Wise.
...A Self Contradicting Phrase.
A Little Big Fresh Exhaust Progressive Conservative
Absolute Uncertainty Fresh Frozen Proprietary Standard
Academic Sorority Friendly Takeover Pure Garbage
Accurate Stereotype Full-Length Bikini Rap Music
Act Naturally Full-Time Day Care Real Fantasy
Active Reserve Fuzzy Logic Real Numbers
Adult Children Gentleman Pirates Real Potential
Advanced BASIC Genuine Fake Recently New
Affordable Luxury Genuine Imitation Reckless Caution
Aging Yuppie Genuine Veneer Relative Truth
Almost Exactly Gold Silverware Resident Alien
Alone Together Good Grief! Restrained Opulence
American English Graduate Student Rock Opera
Anarchy Rules! Green Orange Rolling Stop
Art Student Ground Floor Rubber Bones
Artificial Grass Growth Recession Rubber Cement
Artificial Intelligence Guest Host Rush Hour
Assistant Supervisor Gunboat Diplomacy Same Difference
Authentic Reproduction Half Dead Saving Price
Automated Data Entry Hard Water Savings & Loan
Awfully Good Helicopter Flight School Vacation
Balding Hair Highly Depressed Scottish Danish
Bankrupt Millionaire Holy War Second Best
Beginning Finnish Home Office Secular Religion
Bittersweet Honest Crook Security Risk
Black Light Huge Market Niche Self-Help Groups
Blameless Culprit Idiot Savant Semi Truck
Boneless Ribs Important Game Semi-Boneless
Bricked-Up Windows Industrial Park Serious Fun
Broad Tip Initial Result Serious Rest
Budget Deficit Institutional Revolutionary Short Length
Butt Head Jumbo Shrimp Silent Alarm
Casual Intimacy Kosher Ham/Pork Silent Scream
Cheerful Pessimist Lace-Up Loafers Simply Superb
Civil War Least Favorite Single Family
Civilized Divorce Legally Drunk Single Pair
Classic Rock Leisure Industry Singles Group
Clean Dirt Light Weight Situational Ethics
Clean Hack Limited Lifetime Guarantee Small Crowd
Clearly Confused Linear Curve Social Science
Clearly Misunderstood Liquid Crystal Soft Rock
Coca-Cola Foods Liquid Gas Solid Glass
Coed Fraternity Literal Interpretation Solitary Group
Colored Music Live Recording Special Rights
Common Sense Loose Tights Speed Limit
Completely Unfinished Mandatory Options Spiritual Materialism
Compulsory Volunteers Still Life
Computer Jock Straight Hook
Conservative Democrat Meatless Hamburger Student Athlete
Conspicuous Absence Mild Interest Student Teacher
Constant Change Military Peace Styrofoam Peanut
Constant Variable Mini Marathon Summer School
Cooperative Multitasking Minor Miracle Sweet Sorrow
Countable Infinity Model Prisoner Synthetic Natural Gas
Country Club Prison Modern History Taped Live
Crash Landing Modified Final Judgement Tax Refund
Curved Line Mutual Differences Ten-Ounce Pound Cake
Death Benefits Mutually Exclusive Terminal Initialization
Decaffeinated Espresso Near Miss Terribly Amusing
Definite Maybe Never Generalize Terribly Enjoyable
Deliberately Thoughtless New Classic Terribly Pleased
Developed Child New Olds(Mobile) Thunderous Silence
Diet Ice Cream New Tradition Tight Slacks
Disgustingly Good Night Light Toll Free
Dividend Tax No-Fault Divorce Tone Color
Divorce Court Noble Savage Traffic Flow
Down Elevator Non-Alcoholic Beer Tragic Comedy
Down Escalator Non-Binding Contract True Gossip
Dress Pants Non-Commercial Sponsor True Replica
Drip Dry Non-Dairy Creamer True Story
Dry Ice Non-Working Mother Turned Up Missing
Dry Lake Oddly Appropriate Unbiased Opinion
Dry Vermouth Old News Unbiased Predisposition
Dry Wine Only Choice Uncommitted Voter
Duplicate Original Open Secret Uncrowned King
Easy-Open Cap Original Copy Uninvited Guest
Elevated Subway Paid Volunteers United States
Entire Portion Parking Space Unsalted Saltines
Even Odds Partial Cease-Fire Unsung Hero
Exact Estimate Partially Honest User-Friendly War
Exit Interview Partially True Vacant Lot
Extensive Briefing Partly Pregnant Vegetable Beef Soup
Factual Inaccuracies Passive Activity Violent Agreement
Failing Health Passive Aggression Virtual Reality
Fallout Shelter Peace Force Voluntary Compliance
First-Strike Defense Philosophy Science Waiting Patiently
Fish Farm Plastic Glass Wandering Shepherd
Flat-Busted Plastic Silverware War Games
Flexible Freeze Player Coach White Rose
Foolish Wisdom Pop Art Wireless Cable
Forward Lateral Practical Logic Woods Metal
Found Missing Preservational Development Working Vacation
Free Agent Pretty Ugly Yellow Rose
Freezer Burn Primitive Culture Yellow Violet
Some Onymoron Phrases:
All The Way Through A Portion Free With Purchase
Are You Asleep? Include Me Out
As Famous As The Unknown Soldier Now, Then...
Back To The Future One Size Fits All
Benign Military Occupation Different, Like Everybody Else.
Best Of Geraldo Ready-To-Eat Frozen Dinner
Better Than New Thank God I'm An Atheist
Brief After-Dinner Speech That Shoe Fits Him Like A Glove.
Can I Ask You A Question? Thirty-Day Mini-Jumbo CD
Easy To Assemble This Page Intentionally Left Blank
Fighting For Peace You cannot know anything for sure
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