My life story...zzzzzzzz
Elvis's greatest hits will start playing in a couple of hours, meanwhile...
Once upon a time..err...when I was born...the doctor slapped my mom instead of me...
Well it really started when I was born...like most people I guess...
...and pulled it back as far as she could...and then let go!!!
...I was launched outta the kitchen like a sling shot
...through the screen door, and NO, she didn't leave it open either!
...I ended up in the neighbours barnyard, where a big brown eyed cow named Bessie,
The nurse slapped me cuz I whistled at her; my mom slapped the nurse cuz she slapped me;
and the nurse slapped the doctor for slapping my mom...
how old was I then? How do I know..I was just a baby, remember?
Well, I loved to play in my Jolly JumperŪ
...until one day when the wicked neighbour girl came over, and pulled on my Jolly JumperŪ(the thing I was sitting in...sheesh)
licked, well more like slobbered, all over my face to resussitate me...
Bessie
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Since then I am really afraid of single women, screen savers, err doors, and cows. (Like moo eh?)