How many Year 2000 programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None! It's not broken yet.
What's Microsoft's Newest Windows called? "Win00"(Win Zero-Zero).
You know you've been at Y2K too long when... You actually know how many days are left... each and every day... and tell people.
You know you've been at Y2K too long when... You couldn't stop yourself from comparing the Titanic to Y2K.
You know you've been at Y2K too long when... Your small talk has degraded to always talking about the impact of 0.
You know you've been at Y2K too long when... You watch disaster movies to raise your spirits.
You know you've been at Y2K too long when... Every receipt is first examined for two digit years and then for accuracy.
The good news is, programmers are getting well paid. The bad news is, they'll never get a vacation to spend it on.
How do convince managers Y2K is a risk? Give them each $1000 and have them bet on 00 at a roulette table.
Famous last words of a C.E.O. "I've schedualed an I.T. professional to give us a Y2K presentation on November 15th, 1999".