So, I'm curious.
What exactly were you looking for when you came here?
Cause really, I don't know much about most subjects. So let me give you the list of things I DO know about, and you can choose from there.

hmm...
uh...
Okay, the only thing I can come up with here is: ME!
That's right, I know a WHOLE lot about me, and basically nothing about everything else. So if you want to find out about me, then procede at your own risk!