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       Why 
        do I want a pet? It's just something else to worry about in my busy life. 
         While it's true that pets require a deal of responsibility, time, and 
          effort to keep, pet owners are amply rewarded. Studies have shown time 
          and time again that caring for a pet actually reduces stress in people's 
          lives -- staring at a fish tank, wrestling with a dog, or cuddling with 
          a bird are all beneficial to mental health. Indeed, some hospitals actually 
          have on-site dogs for post-operative patients to play with; the company 
          of any friend, a person or an animal, makes people happy. 
        So what type of pet suits me? 
        Dogs, Cats, and Small Mammals 
          If you live in a nice house with a big yard, have lots of time 
          and money, and need a pet that will provide you with the[arguably] greatest 
          love, look to dogs. Dogs are great pets ("man's best friend" over here). 
          On the other hand, a lot of people don't have ALL these things. So how 
          about a cat? 
          I hate cats. If you don't really care to receive affection from your 
          pet, need a dumb, untrainable animal, enjoy being treated as property 
          by what should be your pet, and are willing to pay the food, housing, 
          toy, and vet bills for such a beast, maybe you want a cat. I suppose 
          I'm quite biased though. 
          Gerbils, hamsters, guinea pigs, and rabbits are cute little furballs, 
          and they come with slight space, money, and time requirements. Unfortunately, 
          they aren't known for their playfulness, and each of these pets has 
          its own drawbacks; for example, guinea pigs can bite hard (and as your 
          finger looks like a tasty carrot, they might do it way too often), and 
          hamsters live for only two or three years (so don't get too attached). 
        Fish, Reptiles, and Amphibians 
        If you don't care for really interacting with your pet (say you 
        need a nice conversation piece for a room), you can own fish. Freshwater 
        fish are cheap, pretty, and easy to care for. Saltwater fish, on the other 
        hand, are expensive, difficult to care for, but undeniably gorgeous. 
        However, if you want an exotic creature that is beyond animals your screen 
        saver can realistically mimic, you might want a reptile or amphibian. 
        Reptiles and amphibians position themselves as interesting exotic pets, 
        and, in a big leap forward, you can touch them without getting wet (although 
        petting a poison arrow frog wouldn't be the brightest of moves); however, 
        there aren't many reasons you'd want to touch these scaly or slimy guys. 
        So like fish, these are essentially "ornamental" animals. 
        Birds 
          And now birds. What if you: 
            
         
           
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        ...then a pet bird -- specifically a pet 'tiel -- would be a perfect companion 
        for you. 
        
        A pet cockatiel? How can it be affectionate? 
        A tame cockatiel can be very affectionate. It loves to be petted and 
          cuddled. Every morning when I open her cage, my cockatiel, Tuolumne, 
          stretches her head out to my finger and nuzzles up to it so I'll scratch 
          her head. After awhile she'll twist her face around and start rubbing 
          my finger with the side of her beak. Yep, my pet bird pets me. 
          Cockatiels are very social by nature; they survive in the wild by hanging 
          around other 'tiels in a flock. So, they get along well with everyone, 
          even to the point of devotion. It's pretty cool when your bird is on 
          your shoulder and starts to clean your hair with it's beak (preening) 
          and snuggles up to your ear. Tuolumne's wings are clipped, but she positively 
          leaps onto my shoulder when she can (she isn't so enthusiastic hitching 
          rides on other people, though); I had no idea 'tiels can jump so far. 
          Unlike virtually all pets but dogs and other birds, 'tiels can be taught 
          to "come" on command. I know a 'tiel named Angel who sort of flew (her 
          wings were clipped) to her owner whenever he called. Heck, lots of times 
          she hopped or waddled to him without being called. Tuolumne won't come 
          to me on command from far away right now (maybe I'm not just worth the 
          effort from more than a few yards away right now). I'll note, though, 
          that not all 'tiels are perfect pets; much of the issue involves an 
          individual's personality, and it's best to get one young and hand-fed. 
        How can you train a bird? 
        Maybe birdbrain should be a compliment. One really wouldn't train Alex, 
          Dr. Irene Pepperberg's African Gray project. Alex learns. He can do 
          math. "Alex, what's two plus three?" He can identify objects based on 
          characteristics Dr. Pepperberg suggests, like color or shape; "Alex, 
          pick the blue square." He has opinions (he says, "Want walnut," and 
          tosses the other kind of nut someone had given him). For more information 
          go to Alex's 
          web page or NOVA, Newsweek, or 
          Time. 
          Of course, a 'tiel is only a distant cousin to an African Gray and isn't 
          nearly as intelligent, but cockatiels can certainly be trained -- taught. 
          They can come, shake hanks, bow, and do other stuff on command. And 
          naturally, they can be potty-trained. Really, cockatiels only come second 
          to dogs or parrots as far as trainability in the pet world. 
           
        Why a cockatiel and not another bird?  
        To be honest, if I could choose any animal from the pet store for a 
          pet, it certainly wouldn't be 'tiel. It would be an parrot or cockatoo, 
          a bird in the hundreds or thousands of dollars. But this is the real 
          world and I haven't even gone to college yet. But let's ignore the issue 
          of money first. 
          Most pet birds fall into one of two categories, the Psittaciformes (parrots 
          and parrot-like birds) or the Passeriformes (canaries, finches, and 
          such). The passerines are neither remarkably social or intelligent, 
          and do not make really good pet birds (unless you're concerned only 
          with singing ability or looks). Psittacines, on the other hand, possess 
          both those qualities. 
          So a parrot or parrot-like bird would make a good pet. But which kind? 
          Now price comes into play. budgerigars (parakeets), lovebirds, and cockatiels 
          fall into the low end, and the others form the high end ($200+). For 
          most of us, that means we'll be buying a budgie, lovebird, or 'tiel. 
          So here comes the final stage of elimination. 
          Budgies are very inexpensive, less than $20, and they talk. Unfortunately, 
          they aren't as intelligent as lovebirds and 'tiels, and are not as affectionate 
          as 'tiels. They do come in copious beautiful color mutations, however. 
          Lovebirds and 'tiels are generally $50 to $100 (more for very rare colorations). 
          Lovebirds are more colorful. 'Tiels are more social and can whistle 
          adeptly; also, they are much more gentle -- even when they do bite, 
          it's much less painful than a budgie or lovebird bite. So it's a looks 
          versus love issue. Since cockatiels are cute anyway (and they have that 
          cool crest!), they're a great choice. 
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