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DO YOU HAVE GERBIL INSTINCT?
Answer the following questions and get your tally result at the end... good luck !
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1. Do you like dogs, chinchillas and cats?
Yes
No
2. Do you like young kids?
Yes
No
3. Would you give your life for a sunflower seed?
Yes
No
4. Do you know the "drop your tail" system?
Yes
No
5. Do you think it's very pleasant do rip off any textile that you could reach through the bars?
Yes
No
6. Do you like cedar bedding?
Yes
No
7. Do you consider the water bottle as something that gotta be destroyed?
Yes
No
8. Are you a "clown" gerbil, with red marks due to gnawing bars?
Yes
No
9. Can you play dead?
Yes
No
10. Do you like the squeaking noise of your wheel, especially at night?
Yes
No
11. Can you find your way out of most cages?
Yes
No
12. Could you live without chewing everything?
Yes
No
13. Do you know anything about making cute faces to get treats?
Yes
No
14. Is your nose ever red and irritated from sniffing everything?
Yes
No
15. Before Chile the chinchilla attacked you (see RPG), did you really think she wouldn't see you?
Yes
No
Your Quiz Score is
If you get...
0-5 points: You`re in a serious lack of gerbil instinct! If you continue like that, you won`t survive.
6-10 points: Not good, not bad. In certain situations, a lack of gerbil instinct could lead you to catastrophy. Try to master at least the "cute poses for treats" and the "drop tail system" !
11-15 points: You have good instinct! I`m not worried for you. You honor the race! Try making a lot of pups, in order to preserve these good genes...
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