Famous Swiss Joke
Mr. Rüedisüeli (impossible to pronounce for a non-Swiss) was working in a company in Switzerland. One day a dark limousine stopped in front of the company. It was John Major. He asked: "Where works Mr. Rüedisüeli?" The boss led him to Mr. Rüedisüeli. John Major and Mr. Rüedisüeli talked to each other for more than one hour. After John Major had left the boss asked: "Why do you know John Major?" "We went together to the primary school," replied Mr. Rüedisüeli. "We always had problems with the teacher because we never did our homework."
About one week later Helmut Kohl visited the company. "Where works Mr. Rüedisüeli?" asked he. The boss led him to Mr. Rüedisüeli and they talked for more than an hour together. After Helmut Kohl had left the boss wanted to know: "Why do you know Helmut Kohl?" "We were together in the college," answered Mr. Rüedisüeli. "We played cards during language classes. This is the reason that we do not speak other languages than German."
A few days later Bill Clinton came to the company and asked: "Where works Mr. Rüedisüeli?" Bill Clinton and Mr Rüedisüeli also talked for more than an hour to each other. Again the boss wanted to know why they know each other. "Bill and I studied the law together at the university," answered Mr. Rüedisüeli. "We had a challenge which one can date with more girls."
Again one week later Boris Yeltsin came visiting Mr. Rüedisüeli. "We studied economics in Moscow," answered Mr. Rüedisüeli the question of his boss. "We spent a lot of nights together drinking vodka." "Do you know all famous people," wanted the boss know. "Almost all," answered Mr. Rüedisüeli. The boss asked: "Also the pope?" Mr Rüedisüeli answered: "Of course, I know him." "If you manage to be on the balcony with him next Wednesday," said the boss, "I double your salary."
Next Wednesday Mr. Rüedisüeli and his boss travelled to Rome. The boss stand on St. Peter square and saw the pope coming on his balcony and with him Mr. Rüedisüeli. Mr. Rüedisüeli looked down and saw his boss faint. When he met him later he asked: "Why did you faint? I think this was not so bad that I was together with the pope on the balcony." "No", the boss replied. "But beside me was a Chinese and asked: «Who is this guy beside Mr Rüedisüeli?»"
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