Funny Signs

Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

Sign outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.

Maternity clothes shop: We are open on Labor day.

Non smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On maternity room door: Push,Push,Push.

On a front door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Scientist's door: Gone fission.

Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.

Used car lot: Second hand cars in first crash condition.

Sign on fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

Car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet-miss a car payment.

Music library: Bach in a minuet.

Bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.

Computer store: Out for a quick byte.

Dry cleaners: Drop your pants here.

Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.