Things Dogs Must Remember
* I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet
* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff
* I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table
* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge
* I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house
* I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it
* I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up
* I will not throw up in the car
* I will not roll in dog poop in the yard
* I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop
* The diaper pail is not a cookie jar
* I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose in her face
* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them
* When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside
* I will not bark each time I hear a doorbell on TV
* I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it
* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps
* My head does not belong in the refrigerator
* I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration
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