1. Ketchup goes with everything. 2. The quickest way to stop a moving vehicle is to open the door. 3. M & M's are a major food group, and another tip, the red ones are the best. 4. Coke is the real thing. 5. Everybody needs at least 1 long hot bubble bath per day. 6. Nacho Doritos have essential daily vitamins and minerals. 7. Clothes are uncomfortable and should be worn only when necessary. 8. Wind is mysterious and wonderful. 9. Running is good. 10. Words are not essential to life on this planet. 11. Some parts of a pine tree are edible. 12. Whoever invented Cheese Balls was a genius. 13. Birds can FLY! They are wonderous! 14. The best swing is the fartherest one on the right...ALWAYS. 15. Everybody needs a horse to ride. 16. Belching is VERY funny. 17. If they're wearing "Scrubs", it's not going to be fun. 18. Clothes and shoes were invented by a sadist who brainwashed the entire world. 19. If somebody looks in your ears, nose, and mouth with a little light, they NEED kicking. 20. If they want you to swallow it, you MUST spit it out at least 3 times. 21. And they think WE'RE obsessive compulsive??????22.Who needs hard recreational drugs when we can just DO MILK????23. The perfect number of Chocolate Cows to consume at one time is definitely FOUR.
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