"Fun Kidlet Jokes"
"Fun Kidlet Jokes"
The Question? 
The Answer!
| Where do bees go when they get a boo boo? | To the Waspital! |
| What did the painter say to the wall? | "One more crack like
that and I'm gonna plaster
you!! |
| Who are the police of the fruit world? | The apri-cops! |
| What is stucco? | What you get when you sit in gummo! |
| What do you give a rodent that has stopped breathing? | Mouse-to-mouse resusitation! |
| What kind of animal says "woof-tick,woof-tock"? | A watchdog! |
| What's a good way to keep a dog off the street? | Put him in a barking lot! |
| How are dog catchers paid? | By the pound! |
| What do you get when you cross a dog with a hen? | A pooched egg! |
| What do you call a wet puppy? | A soggy doggy! |
| What did one flea say to the other? | Should we walk or take a dog! |
| Why is the tooth fairy so smart? | She has alot of wisdom teeth! |
| How do birds get ready to excercise? | They do worm-ups! |
| What phone company do they have in space? | ET&T! |
| What did summer say to spring? | "Help I'm going to fall!" |
| Why are frogs always so happy? | Because they eat whatever bugs them! |
| What does a frog say when it seems something really cool? | TOADaly awesome! |
| What is a frog's favourite food? | French Flies! |
| What do you call a frog who can park anywhere? | A Parking Kermit! |
| What do you get when you cross a frog and a fizzy drink? | Croaka-Cola! |
| Where do tadpoles go when they lose their tails? | To a re-tail shop! |
| What did the tree say when Spring came? | "What a re-leaf!" |
| What colours go with the sun and the wind? | The sun rose and the wind blue! |
| What would you get if you mixed Mom's purple paint with pink paint? | In trouble!! |
| What do chess players eat for breakfast? | Pawncakes! |
| A Butcher is 200cm tall. What does he weigh? | He weighs meat! |
| What is a computers favourite snack? | Micro Chips! |
