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1.  The FEMALE always makes the Rules.

2.  The Rules are subject to change at any time without
     prior notification.

3.  No MALE can possibly know all the Rules.

4.  If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the
    rules, she must immediately change some or all of
    the Rules.

5.  The FEMALE is never wrong.

6.  If the FEMALE is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
    misunderstanding which was a direct result of
    something the MALE did or said.

7.  If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologize
    immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8.  The FEMALE can change her mind at any given point
    in time.

9.  The MALE must never change his mind without
    express written consent from the FEMALE.

10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset
     at any time.

11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless
     the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the
     MALE know whether or not she wants him to be
     angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these Rules could result
     in bodily harm.

14. If the FEMALE has PMS, all Rules are null and void!
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