Ride 'Em Cowboy

Why do they call them cowboys when they ride a horse ??
shouldn't they be called 'horseboy' ?
 
 

Why do they send Skinny
cowboys after big bulls ?
I mean..well just look at him how is he gonna hold onto the bull ?
 
 

Why do they say he's a six-shooter ?
When he only has two guns ?
 
 

A Cowboy's Advice

Don't squat with your spurs on.

If you find yourself in a hole,the first thing to do is to stop digging.

If you're thinking you are a person of influence, try orderin' someone else's dog around.

Lettin' the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than gettin'  it in.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

These indians had captured a cowboy.
Big Chief tells him he has 3 sundowns to live.
The chief asks him what he wants...
The cowboy says,"I want to talk to my horse "
so he whispers in the horses ear, the horse takes off, comes back with a beautiful naked blonde.
The chief thinks well these white guys are strange, he lets the girl
go into the teepee with the cowboy.
The  next day the cowboy asks to see his horse again..
This time the horse returns with a gorgeous naked redhead.
The chief tells her to go into  the teepee.
On the third day the Chief asks him again what he wants..the cowboy said he wanted to talk to his horse again. This time the cowboy grabs both ears of the horse, looks him straight in the eye and says  " Read my lips"  I said
"POSSE"
Get me posse !!!