This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally,
after getting all the necessary tools together,
she made for the nearest frozen lake.
 

      After positioning her comfy footstool, she
        started to make a circular cut in the ice.
 

Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

   Startled, the blonde moved further down the
   ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, and
    began to cut yet another hole. Again, from
  the heavens, the voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

     The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way
     down to the opposite end of the ice, set up
     her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more, even LOUDER:

 
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE  ICE!"
 

   She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
IS that you, Lord?"

  The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE  RINK MANAGER!"